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If anyone's wondering I'm fine and still somehow sane. This was originally going to be one single chapter but it had been so long since I last updated and I really wanted to just put something out there so... yeah.. hope you enjoy!

Also school's gonna start again in a few days and Im just :,)

Anywho enjoy!

Nya: EVERYONE! MAY I HAVE YOUR ATTENTION PLEASE!

*Everyone except Cole looks at Nya*

Jay: Cole, baby, honey, sugar, one cup flour, two teaspoon vanilla extract, one stick of butter, whipped cream, one can of coco powder. My yang wants your attention.

Cole: You do realize that you didn't need to narrate an entire cake recipe to get my attention right?

Zane: Why is there a BABY in a cake recipie?!

Lloyd: Food trends are crazy these days.

Nya: EVERYONE PLEASE LISTEN!

Nya: *brings out cat carrier* say hello to a brand new member of the Walker household!

Kai: Wait a minute... you and Jay aren't married-

Nya: Oh yeah... Sorry, it was a force of habit.

Cole: wHaT dO yOu mEaN "fOrCe Of HabIt"?!

Nya: *clears throat* What I meant to say was, SAY HELLO TO THE NEWEST MEMBER OF THE MONESTARY! *opens cat carrier to reveal a tiny kitten*

Kai: Don't we have enough people around here?! It's gotten to the point where I don't even bother looking up appropriate serving sizes for everyone whenever it's my turn to cook anymore! I just serve everything in a giant pot!

Lloyd: *screaming that's so high pitched only dogs can hear it* ITS SO CUUUUUUUUUUTE!!! WHAT ARE WE GONNA CALL IT?!?!

AN: I want you all to feel what Lloyd is feeling so here's what the kitten looks like:

I demand that you now fangirl.

Cole: Ooh! Ooh! How about "Mold"? Because mold is sometimes grey and the cat is grey-

Nya: no.

L.Morro: WHAT ABOUT "OREO"?

Nya: That is a good name suggestion but-

Jay: LET'S CALL IT "KITTY LITTER"!

Nya: What is wrong with you people?! NO!

Lloyd: HOW ABOUT "BIRD POO"-

Nya: *Screams like an opera singer on drugs* LET ME FINISH WHAT I WANT TO SAY!

Nya: We are not going call her any of those because the cat shelter had already given her a name: Fifi.

Ninja: Ohhhhhhh

Harumi: THIS IS GREAT! WE HAVE A BRAND NEW FRIEND IN THE HOUSE! *DANCES*

*dancy music plays*

Meanwhile chicken: *single tear falls from eye*

-The next day-

Jay: *screams*

Zane: Good morning Jay, you seem very much not filled with happiness.

Jay: AAAAAWHAAHWAJEAAIAAUAEYWHAAAAAA

Zane: Here, drink this. *gives juicebox*

Jay: *finally quiet*

Zane: Now, Can you tell me what happened?

Jay: *while crying* I wanted to play with Fifi....

Zane: Yes.

Jay: So I held out my hand and told her to give me paw.

Zane: And?

Jay: AND THEN SHE PROCEEDED TO CRAP ALL OVER MY HAND!

Zane: how unfortunate.

Jay: AND THEN SHE JUST RAN AWAY WHILE I STOOD THERE WITH CAT DROPPINGS ON MY HAND! IT TOOK ALL MORNING FOR ME TO GET RID OF THE SMELL AND IT WAS ALSO MY DOMINANT HAND! AWRDQTADUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

Zane: That is not smooth in texture brother.

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Meanwhile chicken: *listening to emo songs from 2007 while wearing the fashion from 'My immortal'*

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Lloyd: HOOSHAGOODGURL?!

Fifi: Mew. (help me.)

Lloyd: YOUU AREEEE! *Strangles Fifi*

Nya: Lloyd, I think you're hugging her a little too aggressively-

Lloyd: BUT SHE'S SO CUTEEEE-

Nya: I know but you're litteraly making it impossible for her to breath-

Lloyd: Well, if she doesn't want to be hugged than why is she the perfect hugging size?!

Fifi: *cuts off Lloyd's arms and runs away*

Lloyd: AAA

Nya: Darn it! I have to bring out my hammer along with my super glue again!

Lloyd: Wh-what?

Nya: We're made of plastic Lloyd. That's the only possible way for us fix our broken bones!

Lloyd: WE'RE MADE OF PLASTIC?!

Nya: WHY ELSE DO YOU THINK WE DON'T GO SWIMMING IN THE OCEAN?

Lloyd: ...... *lies down*

Lloyd: *has an existential crisis*

See you in the next part~