I remember seeing these crack theories on how Lloyd became Jay and Nya's adoptive son in the later seasons because whenever the ninja split up, those three would always end up together so I thought I'd do my own take on it!

Enjoy!

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Lloyd: ...Hey Nya?

Nya: Yes?

Lloyd: I.. I have something to tell you. Please don't get mad!

Nya: Spit it out.

Lloyd: Ok but before I do, I just want to tell you that I really, really like you, and that you're like the older sister I never had, and that I'm glad I met you, but...

Nya: Go on.

Lloyd: *deep breath* You'renotmyfavouriteanymore-

Nya: Huh?

Lloyd: What I meant to say was that... you are not my favourite anymore.

Nya: What?! Who's your most favourite then?!

Lloyd: Jay-

Nya: WHAT?!

*distant noises of Jay jumping out of the window*

Nya: What did he do to earn that spot?!

Lloyd: It's simple. He gave me these.

Nya: First Spinjitsu Master.... is that?

Lloyd: The Ninjoya 60 fruit scented glitter pens and markers pack with your own customisable glitter marker and a complementary sketchbook? Yes. Now you see why he's my favourite now?

Nya: But.. but I don't understand-

Lloyd: Its simple. Jay gave me the Ninjoya 60 fruit scented glitter pens and markers pack with your own customisable glitter marker and a complementary sketchbook, and you didn't.

Nya: But I never knew that you wanted the Ninjoya 60 fruit scented glitter pens and markers pack with your own customisable glitter marker and a complementary sketchbook! If I had, I would've gotten it for you!

Lloyd: Yeah well, things are different now..

Nya: What about that time I took you to the Lego store to cheer you up after we found out you were the green ninja and I spent all my pocket money on buying you three Starfarer sets and a dozen Starfarer Polybags!?

Lloyd: Yeah but-

Nya: Or what about that time Zane turned into a vacuum cleaner and accidentally sucked in one of the set pieces so I spent the entire day dismantling him so I could get the piece out?

Lloyd: I-

Nya: Or what about that other time when I beat the living crap out of Kai for leaving you at the arcade unattended which caused you to get kidnapped by the serpentine?

Lloyd: Ok that one I give you credit for but-

Nya: .....

Lloyd :...You aren't gonna say anything?

Nya: No?

Lloyd: Crap, well this is awkward, I was hoping you'd cut me off and I wouldn't have to think of a good reason.

Nya: *Starts sobbing* why was I replaced?

Lloyd: Nya, Jay got me the Ninjoya 60 fruit scented glitter pens and markers pack with your own customisable glitter marker and a complementary sketchbook! Look at this marker! It's called "Cherry Red" and smells like actual cherries! How do you not expect him to instantly become my favourite!?

-Meanwhile outside the monestary-

*Jay's falling down*

Jay: Gosh I'm only 163 meters down! How tall is this thing! Ugh I should've taken the elevator.

Jay: *hears Nya crying in the distance*

Jay: DON'T WORRY NYA I'M COMING! *Flies back up by flapping his legs*

-Back inside-

Jay: *Crashes back into monastery* What happened?! Why's Nya crying?

Wu: *Runs in* SO IT WAS YOU THAT BROKE THE WINDOWS! HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU TO STOP DOING THAT! MY RETIREMENT PLAN RAN OUT SEVEN HUNDRED YEARS AND FIFTY AGO, I CAN'T KEEP ON-

Wu: *sees Nya crying, Lloyd sniffing his markers and Jay flapping his legs*

Wu: You know what. You all are in a wierd place right now. I'll just go... *yeets comfort tea at Nya and bolts the hell outta there*

Jay: Anyway why's Nya crying?

Lloyd: You remember when I told you that you were my favourite adoptive sibling for giving me the Ninjoya 60 fruit scented glitter pens and markers pack with your own customisable glitter marker and a complementary sketchbook? Well I told that to Nya and she didn't take it well-

Jay: *hugs Nya* It's ok Nya, look on the bright side! Kai's on the third spot now which is directly below your's so-

Nya: I don't care what spot Kai's on! I wanna be on the number one spot! The last time I was second, it was my third grade spelling bee. I had gotten all of my words correct except the word "extravagance" in which I wrote "I" after "V" when I should've written "A" and I ended up losing to this kid named Marjouze! It was already bad enough having to come second but it was worse seeing a name as dumb as his engraved on the trophy! I ended up using the my second place trophy as a hammer and the constant banging made it change it's shape. So I then shaped it to look like Marjouze and then set it on fire.

Lloyd: The heck did I just listen to-

Lloyd: Also Jay please stop flapping your legs, your knee is hitting her stomach.

Jay: Well you don't have to be first all the time. Sometimes its ok to lose, it just makes your victory all the more sweeter!

Nya: Jay, us Smiths are winners, So we never lose! Look at me I came out of the womb in seven months instead of nine! I am not like those other losers.

Jay: Nya, that's not a good thing-

Lloyd: Wow you really aren't joking when you say that you're not like everyone else-

Jay: Nya is not like other girls. She came out of the womb in seven months and enjoys eating pizza with bananas on it.

Nya: *eye roll* Can we move back to the topic of this conversation?

Jay: Right, Nya, I think I know a solution to this problem.

Nya: *gasp* I think I am thinking what you're thinking!

Jay: First Spinjitsu Master, Are you thinking what I'm thinking?!

Nya: Yes, I am indeed thinking what you're thinking!

Jay and Nya at the same time: We disown Lloyd!

Lloyd: Excuse me what-

Jay: You did favourtism among your adoptive parents so we are now disowning you.

Lloyd: Wait, since when were you my adoptive parents?

Jay: *Sigh* ZAAANE! WE NEED YOU TO SHOW A FLASHBACK AGAIN!

Zane: COMING!

*Zane walks in and turns into a projector*

-Flashback | post Season 10-

Lloyd: *Playing video games*

*Jay and Nya walk in*

Jay: Lloyd, I am happy to tell you that me and Nya are having a baby!

Lloyd: *not paying attention* That's nice.

Nya: *pulls out adoption papers* Its you, sign here.

Lloyd: *signs the papers while still not paying attention*

Jay and Nya: Yay! We have a son! :D

-Flasback over-

Jay: Thanks Zane!

Zane: No problem! *leaves*

Lloyd: Wait so I got adopted without me knowing?

Nya: See? This is what happens when you don't pay attention to your surroundings. Why else did you think that the destiny writers kept grouping us together for every mission after that? Because we were a family!

Jay: And now we're disowning you. And by disowning you, we mean that we're giving you back to Misako.

Lloyd: NOOOOOOOO-

Misako: Rude.

Lloyd: Sorry mom, but Jay and Nya gave me fruit scented glitter pens and Starfarer Lego sets and you left me at a slaughterhouse, I mean, school.

Misako: Well, you're not wrong. That wasn't my proudest moment though.

Jay: You know what, I regret our decision now.

Nya: Yeah me too.

Jay: Lloyd, we un-disowning you now.

Lloyd: Un-disowning?

Jay: Yes. And we're introducing a new rule: You are no longer to do favourtism among your parents.

Nya: Which actually means that you can do it amongst everyone else as long as we're on the number one spot.

Jay: Yes, exactly.

Lloyd: Ok!

Lloyd: KAIIIII, I LIKE COLE MORE THAN YOU NOW! BUT I'LL START LIKING YOU MORE IF YOU GET ME THOSE STRAWBERRY CAKES FROM NINCAKO!

*distant screaming*

Jay and Nya: *wiping tears from their eyes* we're so proud of him...

Nya: Also, Jay, Please stop flapping your legs. Your ankle is hitting my ribs.

Jay: Okayyyy...*stops flapping legs and falls down*

Misako: I can't tell if those two will be good parents or not.

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