Noice
I swear if none of you gets the joke....
A bat will come to slaughter-I mean, I'll be extremely upset.
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Kai: Noice.
Zane: *with his hands full of ice* Yo, did anyone say 'no ice'?
Kai: No I said 'Noice'.
Zane: So you don't have ice yo?
Kai: I'M NOT SAYING 'NO ICE' I'M SAYING 'NOICE'
Zane: You're giving me mixed signals yo.
Kai: *explodes*
Zane: What did I do yo?
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Jay: *holds the door* After you.
Nya: No, after you.
Jay: Before me then.
Nya: Stop finding loopholes! Let me be noice to you!
Zane: Why would you want Jay to have no ice yo?
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Cole: This cake smells so nice!
Zane: Do you want some ice yo?
Cole: Yeah just add a bit of icing here. This part looks a bit bland.
Zane: *Pours ice over cake*
Cole:....... *grabs axe*
Cole: You have 1 second to run.
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Harumi: FLOWERS ARE NICE!
Harumi: TREES ARE NICE!
Harumi: BUGS ARE NICE!
Harumi: EVERYTHING IS NICE!
Lloyd: Correction, Noice.
Zane: Yo, is someone in need of ice?!
Lloyd: It's winter! Why would I want ice?!
Harumi: ICE IS ALSO NOICE!
Zane: How can ice be not ice yo?!
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Zane: I don't understand yo.
Pixal: *hugs Zane* What happened?
Zane: Yo everyone keeps saying that they don't have ice but whenever I give it to them, they get mad at me. Yo.
Pixal: Don't listen to them Zane, they're just jealous that they can't make ice as good as you.
-later that night-
Zane: *wakes up at three am*
Zane: Yo Pixal! I yo figured yo it out!!!
Pixal: What?
Zane: When yo people yo were Yo saying yo 'no ice' yo they yo didn't yo mean yo that yo they yo didn't yo have yo ice. Yo They yo were yo talking yo about yo how yo less yo snow yo we yo were yo getting yo!
Pixal: That's noice Zane... *goes back to sleep*
Zane:....... Yo......
Zane:... do yo you yo want yo some yo ice yo?
Did you get the joke?
I'll tell you what the joke was in the next chapter.
Bye!
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