Kai: Uh, Nya, are you eating pizza with bananas on it?

Nya: Uh, yes?

Kai:.....

Kai:.....

Kai: DISGUSTANG!

Nya: Wha?

Kai: Who on earth eats pizza with bananas?!?!?!

Nya: I do.

Kai: I am now denying us being related.

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Jay: Hey Zane what's 1+68?

Zane: 69.

Jay: What's 1-71?

Zane: 69.

Jay: What-

Cole: Are we just gonna keep doing this all day?

Jay: Well, do you have any other ideas?

Cole: Zane, What's 1+419?

Zane: 420.

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Kai: I have a very sad backstory.

Lloyd: What?

Kai: My dad failed to show up at my fifteenth birthday.

Lloyd: Cool.

Nya: I have a sadder one.

Lloyd: What is it?

Nya: My grampa passed away when I was born.

Lloyd: I have an even sadder one.
Lloyd: Both of my parents failed to show up at my birth.

Kai: *spits out drink*

Nya: Wait-

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Cole: *is trying to relax*

*music starts playing*

Cole: *not disturbed*

Music: Robert's got a quick hand. He'll look around the room, he won't tell you his plan...

Cole: *slightly scared now*

-a few seconds later-

Music: All the other kids, with their pumped up kicks, you better, better run, outrun my gun.

Cole: *rushes out of the room* Who in their right mind is playing pumped up kicks at full volume?!?!??!?

Cole: *sees Jay, Nya and Lloyd dancing to the song*

Cole: *turns off song* Why are you playing pumped up kicks?!?!? You are scaring everyone!

Nya: how are we scaring? We're just playing a song.

Cole: Do you even know what that song means?

Lloyd: Yeah, it's a song about shoes and summer fun!

Jay and Nya: *nodding in agreement*

Cole: No! It's about school shootings and murder!

Jay, Nya and Lloyd: Oh.....

Jay: Okay *plays music*

Jay, Nya and Lloyd: *continue dancing*

Cole: I live with physopaths....

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Jay: Hey can you-

Skylor: For the last time, no, I am not going to give you freebies!

Jay: Can you pleeeeeeeease give us freebies this time?

Skylor: You know I never give you freebies, What makes you think that I will give it to you now?

Jay: Cole's cooking.

Skylor: It's on the house.