Ok this was originally meant to be published on new year's but due to procrastination. I failed.
Also THANK YOU to jaywalker42 who has been making a million memes of this book so I recommend that you go and check out her memes book. (Seriously you have no idea how happy I am)

(Also also, I'm pretty sure that Eliza_Cameron and -SUMMER_SET will LOVE a certain part of this chapter *cough* lloyliza *cough*. You really should have listened to me Eliza)

Enjoy!

Nya: HAPPY NEW YEAR'S!!!!! *hugs everyone*

Jay: Wait. It's already new year's?!

Nya: Yes.

Jay: I thought it was still April!

Nya: Well it's new year's now! *hugs Jay*

Jay: THIS IS TOO MUCH INFORMATION FOR MY BRAIN TO PROCESS!!!

Samantha: Why am I friends with you?

Lloyd: Oh my first spinjitsu master, I forgot it was new year's! *quickly types something on phone*

Cole: *looks at Lloyd's phone* Who's Eliza Cameron?

Lloyd: *pushes Cole away* It's no one.

Nya: Ooh! Let me see! *tries to take Lloyd's phone*

Lloyd: *Holds phone out of Nya's reach*

Kai: *Grabs phone and yeets Lloyd out of the room*

Lloyd: *bangs his fists on the door* LET ME IN YOU DONKEYS!!! LET ME IN!!!!

Cole: Ok, now let's see who Eliza is.

Nya: And why is she including hearts in every single text?

Jay: Why can't you text me that way?

Nya: I do text you that way!

Jay: No you don't. You send every single love emoji out there! I just want a simple heart!

Kai: Stop bringing your engagement issues into this! I wanna know more about this person.

Lloyd: *trying to break the door*

Eliza: Lloyd? Are you still there? ❤

Kai: She sent something! What do I say!?

Harumi: WHATEVER YOU THINK IS BEST!

Lloyd: DON'T TYPE ANYTHING!!!

Kai: Ok. *types whatever he thinks is best*

Lloyd: Me.

Nya: *facepalms*

G. Mystakè: Why does Skylor even like you?

G. Garmadon: I don't know, she must have a mental problem or something.

Eliza:??? ❤

Jay: She's questioning us now!!! What do we do?!?!

Pixal: Oh I don't know, type something sensible maybe?

Kai: *types*

Lloyd: Spaghetti

Cole: *Snatches phone from Kai* Let me handle this. *types*

Lloyd: You are as big as a star.

Eliza: Are you calling me fat!?!?

Lloyd: *breaks the door* GIVE ME BACK MY PHONE!!! *Snatches phone*

Lloyd: *types*

Lloyd: Sorry for the previous messages. My teammates took my phone.

Eliza: Ok! ❤

Lloyd: ❤❤❤

Eliza:❤❤❤

Wu: WHO DESTROYED THE DOOR!? I'M GONNA MAKE SURE TO KILL THEM!!

Lloyd: I'M SORRY!!! I'M  SORRY!!!

Wu: YOU ARE GOING TO FIX THIS!!! *goes back to meditating*

Ninja:....

Nya: *in a fangirling tone* Why didn't you tell me that you had an SO?!

Lloyd: Shut up!

Lloyd: And don't take my phone again! *goes to his room and shuts the door*

Zane: Ab kya karain? (Now what do we do?)

L. Morro: Let's play with the Ouija board that I made!

Cole: Ok.

L. Morro: Dear ghost. Please show yourself.

Cho from the window: *Taps the window*

Cho in very creepy voice: HEY HEY HEY!

L. Morro: YAY! IT WORKED!!! *Does a happy dance that is cute enough to cure cancer*

Cole and Harumi: *High pitched screaming*

Cho: Hey! That's not a good way to greet your neighbour!

Zane: PAROSEE?!?! (NEIGHBOUR?!?!)

Cho: Your monastary landed right next to my apartment so we're now neighbors.

Kai: *sarcastically* Thanks a lot Nya!

Cole: GET HER OUT OF HERE!!!!!

Cho: Well technically, I am already out of here.

Pixal: Why are you here?

Cho: It's been getting WAY too peaceful around here.

Nya: Uh oh.

Cho: And my lovely friend jaywalker42 has been making memes of this book and one of them gave me the idea to add a new character!

Cole: JAY! HOW COULD YOU DO THAT!?!

Jay: I DIDN'T MAKE THE MEMES! I SWEAR!!

Cho: Don't worry Jay. I'm talking about someone else, not you.

Nya: good.

Cho: Now let's introduce the new character!

G. Garmadon and G. Mystakè: *drumrolls*

L. Morro: *blows trumpet*

*murtessa pops out of nowhere*

Murtessa: Wait, how did I get here?

Jay: *holding Nya* Calm down Nya. Take deep breaths.

Nya: *destroys the door that was already destroyed by Lloyd*

Wu: BOI-*sees angry Nya* never mind. I shall now return to meditating *runs to his room*

Cho: I hope you like your guest! *runs away*

Murtessa: JAYYY *Runs to Jay*

Nya: NO

Jay: I'm just gonna go take a room and clean my shower.. *runs*

Murtessa: *Chases Jay*

Nya: *Grabs Murtessa and tries to yeet her out of the window but can't*

Cho: Also I forgot to tell you that according to the non-extisting physics, you can't get rid of Murtessa until the end of this book.

Nya: *attacks Murtessa*

Murtessa: *attacks Nya*

Lloyd: Will you all please shut up! I'm trying to talk with Eli-

Lloyd: What the heck happened!?

Kai: Cho. Cho happened...

L. Morro: Why do they like Jay? He's so annoying!

Kai: It's because they have a mental problem, Morro.

L. Morro: ohhh!

Samantha: Worst. new year's. Ever.

Jaya shippers please don't kill me! I just really like jealous Nya ok?!?