Morro's (strange) birthday
Ayyy 50th chapter!
Also thank you the_quiet_jade (well it was actually her brother's idea but the picture above was drawn by her) for the idea for this chapter! Sorry it took long to upload, we had to somewhere.
Enjoy!
Jay: Does anyone know what day it is?
Zane: it is eleventh October.
Lloyd: Isn't that three days before Morro's birthday?
Kai: He's a kid, he'll forget about it anyway.
Nya: Just because you forgot your birthday that one time, doesn't mean that Morro's gonna forget it as well.
Zane: How does one forget their own birthday?
Nya: Kai does apparently.
Cole: Idiot.
Jay: Besides, little kids have really sharp memory. One time, I promised a little girl some candy and forgot about it. I went outside again a few days later and that girl ran up to me and demanded for the candy I promised her. It wouldn't have been a big deal if it wasn't in the middle of my date with Nya.
Cole: Oof.
Lloyd: So are we gonna start planning his birthday or what?
Nya: *takes out list* I've been planning this for a while now and-
Kai: I'm not gonna take part in this.
L. Morro: But why?
Lloyd: Morro! get out of here!
L. Morro: But why?
Nya: *yeets him out of the room*
L. Morro: Why did you kick me out?
Nya: Okay, So Kai, you are going to be the entertainer and are going to make sure that Morro doesn't find out about what we're doing.
L. Morro from behind the door: What you going to do? Is it bad? I won't tell sensei if it bad!
Kai: Why can't Jay be the entertainer?!
Nya: Because you already have experience!
Kai: No I don't.
Jay: What about that one time when you became a human pinata for a bunch of random kids?
Cole: And the one in which you made balloon animals for Lloyd's birthday?
Nya: And the one in which you pretended to be a magic-señorita-singing-horse for my third birthday party?
Kai: Pretending to be a horse that sings señorita for you and your pre-school friends to ride on is not considered entertainment.
Nya: Me and my friends were still entertained.
Kai: I'm still not becoming the entertainer.
Nya: I'll give you free hair gel.
Kai: deal.
L. Morro: Yay! I always wanted a clown at my birthday!
Nya: And please go and keep him busy!
-later-
Kai: So... what do you like to do for fun?
L. Morro: Try to find out what you all planning.
Kai: Something other than that.
L. Morro: Play with dinosaur!
Chicken: Cluck cluck! (Stop calling me dinosaur!) *lightning powers activated*
Kai: Uh oh.
-with the ninja-
Nya: Hmmm... I think it'll look better if the banner was a bit more higher.
Jay: Me and Cole are Literally touching the ceiling! How much higher do you want to go!?!?!
L. Morro: Just make a hole and then put it up there!
Nya: Morro!
Cole: *loses his balance and falls over taking Jay and the banner down with him*
Kai: Morro! get back over here! *grabs Morro and takes him out of the room*
Cole: Uh Nya... we may or may not have ripped the banner...
Nya: *looks around to see if Morro is still present*
Nya: F***! That was the last "happy birthday Morro" banner they had!
-with Kai-
L. Morro: You be the princess, I be the knight and dinosaur be my horse.
Chicken: Cluck cluck cluck (I be your horse as long as you don't sit on me)
Kai: I am not going to dress up as a princess!
L. Morro: Yes you will! Or else I see what everyone else doing!
Kai: No you won't.
L. Morro: *Runs out of the room*
Kai: Wait no-
-with the ninja-
Wu: You can buy those things but don't use credit cards. Those things are useless. Mine stopped working yesterday!
Zane: Sensei, the reason you card was not working was becau-
Jay: *puts hand over Zane's mouth* Shh. Don't tell him! We don't want to get him in trouble on his birthday!
Zane: But-
Cole: Please don't say anything.
Zane: *nods and tells Wu what happened in sign language*
Wu: What are you doing? Is one your screws loose?
Zane: *shakes head*
Lloyd: Hey sensei! Wasn't a new type of tea invented yesterday?
Wu: Which one?! I need to know! *runs out of the room*
Nya: Don't do that either!
L. Morro: Hey can we buy that? And that? And that as well? And
Kai: *runs into the room with a princess wig on his head* I'll become the princess! Just please get out of here!
Jay: *Takes a picture of princess Kai and posts it on every social media account he has*
L. Morro: Yay! *leaves*
Kai: You're dead walker! *leaves*
-next day-
Jay: Invite her, invite him, invite her, invite him, invite her, invite hi-
Pixal: You're just inviting every name you see on your friends list!
Jay: No I'm not!
Pixal: You literally invited Barack Obama, Shawn Mendes, Donald Trump, Harry potter, percy Jackson, the mayor of ninjago, John Cena, Imran Khan, (reader name), (reader name), (reader name), (reader name), (reader name), (reader name), (reader name) Some random dog, Cho, Dareth, Skylor. Morro doesn't even know half of these people!
Lloyd: So? It's gonna be a great opportunity for him to socialise!
Jay: Yeah! He's gonna love these people.
Cole: But please uninvite Donald trump. I am not gonna let him go anywhere near him.
L. Morro: I no like Donkey Trump.
Nya: *Yeets Morro at Kai* I thought I told you to look after him!
Kai: I'm trying! But he keeps running away!
-with Kai-
L. Morro: *points at birthday presents hidden under a sheet* What that?
Kai: Nothing.
L. Morro: Can I see it?
Kai: No.
L. Morro: But why?
Kai: Cause you're not allowed.
L. Morro: But why?
Kai: I don't know.
L. Morro: But why.
Kai: Please, just shut up already!
L. Morro: *runs to see what's underneath the sheet*
Kai: NO!
L. Morro: Buuuuut whyyyyyyy?
-Morro's birthday-
Kai: Finally! It's over! Now gimme my hair gel!
Nya: *Throws hairgel at Kai*
Kai: Ow! My nose!
Nya: Everyone! Go and get ready! The party starts in one hour and I want everything to be perfect!
-a few minutes later-
Nya: Lloyd! Why is Morro still not dressed yet?!
Lloyd: It's not my duty to dress him up.
Nya: Yes, it is, now go!
Lloyd: *cries* I hate dressing up toddlers!
Skylor: Hey! I brought the free noodles you guys asked for.
Pixal: Put them on the table please.
Chicken: *hungrily looking at the noodles*
Wu: FSM! Who are these people!?
Reader 1: We are Morro's long lost reletives.
Reader 2: Yes.
Wu: Oh okay. Come in!
Dareth: Uh.. why does the banner say "Happy birthday Morris"?
Jay: They ran out of the "Happy birthday Morro" banners so we improvised.
Dareth: Okay?
Cole: Make way for the birthda-
L. Morro: *Runs towards present pile and dives into it*
Jay: Hey it's not presents time yet!
L. Morro: *grumpy Morro noises*
Nya: Just go in already, Kai!
Kai (in a clown costume): I cant go in front of Skylor looking like this!
Nya: She won't say anything! Just go inside already! *yeets Kai inside*
Skylor: *tries to hide laughter but fails* nice costume.
Kai: *grumpy Kai noises*
Cole: Go do your thing Kai!
Kai: *clears throat*
Kai:...
Kai:...
Kai:...
Kai: I LOVE IT WHEN YOU CALL ME SEÑORITA! I WISH I COULD PRETEND I DIDN'T NEED YA! BUT EVERY TOUCH IS OOH LA LA LA!
Everyone: *claps*
L. Morro: *claps louder*
Skylor: *stands up and claps loudest*
L. Morro: Can I open the presents now?
Cole: No, cause it's time for cake!
L. Morro: I'll eat it later.
Zane: But me and Pixal made your favorite!
L. Morro: I'll eat a bit of it but then we open presents!
-one second later-
L. Morro: I eat my cake and you all too slow. I go and open presents now.
L. Morro: Yay! play doh!
L. Morro: Yay! Lego!
L. Morro: Yay! Potatoe!
L. Morro: Wait, why there a potatoe?
Cho: Cause Potatoes are the best! You can turn them into anything! Like mashed potatoes, potato salad, french fries-
L. Morro: Wait, French fries are made of potatoes?
Cho: Yes.
L. Morro: I thought they were made of French people! *continues digging*
L. Morro: What's this?
Chicken: Cluck cluck cluck! (it's a Russian flag so we can be Russians together!)
L. Morro: Thanks dinosaur!
-a hundred more presents later-
L. Morro: these all mine and you're not allowed to play with them!
Cole: *burps*
Lloyd: ok.
Dareth: Well, I guess it's time to go home now.
Skylor: Yeah.
Readers: Bye Morro!
L. Morro: Bye bye.
Wow, I still can't believe I'm already on the 50th chapter!
Also thank you everyone for supporting this book. I did not think that it would ever become this successful!
Thankyou and bye!
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