Mining under the monastary
I just realized that in the previous chapter I turned Kai into a human without telling anybody.
Also this chapter is dedicated to the_quiet_jade. Happy birthday! And yes I know this chapter is VERY random but that's something everyone should be used to by now.
Enjoy!
Police: Will you please move the monastary away from here? It is in the middle of the dang road and is causing a lot of traffic!
Wu: Why?
Police: You haven't bought this area so you have to move it!
Wu: How much does it cost to buy this place.
Police: a million-
Wu: *throws million at him and shuts the door*
Wu: Man, I really hate these city people. *goes back to staring at smoke*
Lloyd: Guys look what I found!
Kai: A piece of paper?
Lloyd: A piece of paper that leads us to treasure!
Harumi: DID SOMEONE SAY TREASURE!?!
L. Morro: *Grabs toy shovel*
Nya: Lloyd you litteraly ripped a page out of a school textbook drew dotted lines with a treasure chest at the end.
Lloyd: I didn't draw this! I found it!
Samantha: from where?
Lloyd: From Jay's room. It was under his bed.
Cole: Why would Jay keep a badly drawn treasure map under his bed?
Zane: Shahid usko tusweeren banana seekna tha? (Maybe he wanted to learn how to draw pictures?)
Jay: Hey guys why is there a huge hole in my bedroom?
Lloyd: I can explain!!!
Jay:
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Lloyd:
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Jay: Are you going to explain?
Lloyd: Wait you're letting me explain? I thought you wouldn't since people don't normally let you do that-
Jay: Will you please explain already?!
Lloyd: No?
Jay: *puts on a princess wig and crown*
Lloyd: I'll explain! I'll explain! Please go back to normal!
Lloyd: I got bored and didn't have anything to do so I decided to dig a hole in your room and found this.
Jay: *takes off princess wig and crown*
Kai: *in reporter voice* Breaking news, Ninjago Florida man digs hole in another man's bedroom because he was bored and finds a piece of paper.
Lloyd: Will you please take me seriously!?
Jay: I have changed my name to seriously and now I shall take you.
Harumi and L. Morro: Can you please tell us where the treasure is?!?!
Lloyd: Follow me!! *runs to Jay's bedroom with Harumi and L. Morro*
Nya: This isn't going to end well.
Pixal: Just like the rest of our missions
Wu: Should we stop them?
Zane: Han! (Yes!)
Kai: Nah. I wanna see how this turns out.
Cole: I bet that they wouldn't last thirty minutes In there.
Kai: I disagree. They would last twenty.
Zane: Mujhe lagta hai ke wo kamaskum dus minute tak rahein gay (I think that they would last at least ten.)
Nya: knowing them, they probably wouldn't last one.
-In Jay's room-
Harumi: WAIT!! WE NEED AN ADULT!!
Lloyd: Why?
Harumi: BECAUSE IT'S DARK IN THERE AND WE NEED SOMEONE TO HOLD A FLASHLIGHT!!!
Lloyd: Morro can hold it.
L. Morro: I'm holding the shovel!
Lloyd: DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-
G. Garmadon: What!?
Lloyd: Can you pleeeeeeease hold this flashlight for us??? *gives puppy eyes*
G. Garmadon: I'm a ghost how am I supposed to-
Lloyd: *Breaks flashlight and gives flashlight's ghost to Garmadon*
Garmadon: *grumpy ghost noises*
Lloyd: let's go!
Harumi and L. Morro: YAAAY!!
G. Garmadon: *cries*
Lloyd: according to the map we must go north western!
L. Morro: where's that?
Lloyd: I think it's over there. *points at east*
Harumi: LET'S GOOOOO!
G. Garmadon: I really should have kept my legs closed...
*cue epic montage of them digging under the monastary with heavy metel playing in the background*
Lloyd: Just a little more digging and we're there!
L. Morro and Harumi: *Dig and find a door*
Harumi: OOOH! I WONDER WHERE THIS GOES TO?
G. Garmadon: Wait you actually managed to find something?!
L. Morro: Let's open it! *bangs door with toy shovel*
Lloyd: *kicks down door*
Lloyd: Guys, I can see something shining through!
G. Garmadon: First spinjitsu master we're rich!
Harumi: LET'S GO IN!
*Everyone goes in*
G. Garmadon: Wait a minute. This is not treasure this a tunnel filled with toxic waste!
Random twitter user 1: Your opinion is wrong!
Random twitter user 2: No your opinion is wrong!
Random twitter user 1: You're not invited to my birthday party!
Random twitter user 2: *screams and punches random Twitter user 1*
Lloyd: First spinjitsu master, hearing them argue like children is making my head hurt!
G. Garmadon: Let's get out of here.
L. Morro: Aw man I wanted treasure...
Harumi: THE GREATEST WAS WITH US ALONG! IT WAS FRIENDSHIP!
G. Garmadon: You are not my friends.
-Back at the monastary-
Nya: 3... 2.. 1..
G. Garmadon, L. Morro, Lloyd and Harumi: We're back!
Nya: Ha I knew they wouldn't last a minute! Now give me my money!
G. Garmadon: we've been underground for just a minute!? I thought we were there for eternity!
Nya: Yes. Now will you please come and help us? Cho popped out of nowhere demanded us to make a cake for her friend's birthday without any explaination and we're terribly failing even though Cole isn't making it.
Kai: And the cake is falling over!
G. Garmadon: I'm staying out of this.
G. Mystakè: me too.
L. Morro and Lloyd: *Immediately go to steal all the candy*
(Yes I headcanon Lloyd having a fear of princesses.)
Also here's a lovely image of the ninja making a cake
Bonus: here's a kawai image of Zane and Pixal staring at them in absolute horror (Zane was so horrified that he fainted) while Harumi happily munches a chocolate she stole. And yes I know that Samantha is in her chicken form.
Byeeeee and don't forget to wish her a happy birthday!
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