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Madam Nya's school of yeeting

A very special Thankyou to the_quiet_jade for the inspiration for this chappy.

Now onto the chappy.

(And yes I'm aware that this takes place during quarintine but they are going to be wearing a mask, maintaining a six feet distance from others, using hand sanitizer. Etc.)

Nya: Hello everyone and welcome to Madam Nya's school of yeeting. I'm your teacher Nya smith and this is my assistant Morro who is also going to be planning your punishments so don't step out of line! He is also going to award you all for behaving good as well.

Dareth and Skylor: Yes ma'am!

Ronin: *comes in* Sorry I'm late, some lady started freaking out because I took her bag, even though I wore a mask and used a hand sanitizer.

L. Morro: You come late! Time for punishment!

Nya: No Morro, the class hasn't started yet so you can't punish him!

L. Morro: but I was going to make him do lines!

Nya: You can do that to someone else. Now onto the lesson!

Nya: To perfect the art of yeeting you must have a good aim. *gives everyone a dart* I want you all to make sure that the dart get in the middle of the target. Remember, you have to yeet, not throw.

Skylor: *yeets dart and it land in the middle*

Nya: Morro, she did good, so go and give her a reward.

L. Morro: here. *gives a half eaten candy bar*

Skylor: Thanks?

Nya: Dareth, you're next.

Dareth: *yeets dart at the target but it hits the wall instead and makes a hole*

Nya: You made a mistake, you know what that means...

L. Morro: SMELL COLE'S SOCK!

Dareth: You can't tell me to sniff a sock! You should respect your elders!

L. Morro: And you should respect your youngsters! We will take care of you when you get older. Now go smell the sock!

Dareth: *sniffs sock and barfs*

Ronin: *steals darts*

Nya: Onto the next topic! And Morro you're gonna have to go and bring the others.

L. Morro: *takes two steps* GUYS! SOMEONE KILL NYA!

Jay: *comes into the room with a gun* WHO KILLED NYA? I'M GONNA KILL THEM! *Shoots the ceiling*

Kai: *brings daggers* TIME FOR STABBY STABBY! *Stabs the floor*

Cole: *brings funeral cake* Rest in peace Nya.

Lloyd: That b**** literally died without telling me?! Like, She get's to have fun in the departed realm while I have to suffer here!?

Nya: I'm right here you know.

Jay: Nya! *hugs*

Kai: Aw man I really wanted to use my new daggers.

L. Morro: Are we gonna go back to the lesson?

Nya: Thanks for reminding me Morro! As I was saying, this next topic is going to be a scenario like thing.

Nya: Imagine that your walking on a street and an ugly idiot shows up in your way *points at Kai, Lloyd and Jay*

Nya: Wait, hold on, why is Jay in there?! He is an idiot but he's a beautiful idiot! Morro go and put someone uglier in his place.

Jay: Aww thanks!

Kai: you dare say that I'm uglier than him?!

Nya: What? It's true! 

L. Morro: *yeets Jay away and puts Cole in his place* What do you think?

Nya: Perfect.

Cole: Excuse me?

Nya: So as I was saying, an ugly idiot shows up in your way and starts annoying the carp out of you and to get rid of them, you decide to yeet them! But you must yeet them in a way in which they don't get too injured.

Skylor, dareth and Ronin: Yes ma'am!

Ronin: *takes Cole's wallet and then yeets him out of the window*

Nya: He doesn't seem too injured so good job!

L. Morro: here is your reward *gives a baby shark CD*

Ronin: This is a nice reward?

L. Morro: It's a limited edition baby shark CD. So it's very rare.

Ronin: ok?

Nya: No Skylor! You can't flirt with the ugly idiot!

Skylor: He started it!

L. Morro: *yeets slime at Skylor* that your punishment!

Dareth: *somehow manages to yeet Lloyd away*

L. Morro: take this *gives Jay's jacket*

Jay: Wait a minute that's MY jacket!

Nya: You mean OUR jacket!

Chicken: Cluck cluck cluck (I knew you were communist!) *starts playing Russian anthem*

Nya: *stops the Russian anthem and yeets the chicken out the window*

Nya: That's all for today, Thankyou for coming to today's class and I'll see you very soon. Bye!

Chicken from the outside of the monastary: *Plays Russian anthem at full volume*

Dareth: But I still didn't get my reward!

L. Morro: *gives participation trophy*

Dareth:......

Is it wierd that I kinda want to go here now?

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