"Do you take cake to be your lawfully wedded wife?"
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Yep. Ya guessed it. Cole and Cake are getting married in this chapter.
Also I decided to keep Morro a kid for a few more chapters since I (and you all) really liked him as a five year old.
And yes, I know that they're doing this during quarintine but the wedding is being held in the training yard. And everyone is gonna wear a mask.
Nya: Okay people! I have been planning this day since the day I was born so this has to be absolutly perfect!
Ninja: Yes ma'am!
Nya: First, we'll make the invitations. Now I was thinking a nice brown and black card with orange accents. How does that sound?
L. Morro: Me no like orange.
Nya: Well Cole does and it's his wedding. So deal with it!
L. Morro: *pouts*
Jay: How do you spell Lou again?
Nya: No Lloyd! You are not allowed to invite John cena!
Lloyd: But why not?
Nya: Cole is not related to John cena!
Kai: Wait, he isn't?! I thought he was!
L. Morro during all of this: *Writing invitations for the readers*
Also this is what Morro's invitation says:
Deer persun
U R invyted 2 Col weding partee. Su gu poot on yur dres.
Location:
Col weding partee
Mailman: Are you done writing the invitations?
Kai: Where did you come from!?
Mailman: You all brought me here and then told me to wait until you were done writing the invitations!
L. Morro: *whispers* Give these to the readers.
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Nya: Now it's time for the decorations. Pixal, Zane, Lloyd, you're gonna handle the balloons Kai-
Jay: Uh, Nya, I accidentally taped myself to the wall!
Kai: How did you manage to do that?
Jay: I don't know!
Pixal: Morro! Get away from the balloons!
L. Morro: *flying away with balloons* Weeeeee!
Chicken: *wrapped in strings*
Lloyd: Where do I put this bow?
Nya: *Rips Jay off the wall and yeets him at the flying Morro*
Jay and Morro: *fall onto the ground but Morro falls on top of Jay so he is not injured*
Lloyd: Can anyone tell me where to put this bow?!
Nya: You know what? Leave it! I'll just put on the decorations by myself!
-le wedding day-
Jay: Why is Morro running around in his underwear?
L. Morro: *running around in his underwear* I am not going to wear that!
Lloyd: *chasing L. Morro with a miniature tuxedo in his hands* Just wear the f***ing thing already!
L. Morro: No!
Lloyd: *Jumps on L. Morro and tries to get him to wear it*
Misako: What's going on in here?
Lloyd: *finaly gets Morro to wear the tux* Aww isn't he adorable?
Misako: Aww I have one for you too! *takes out a larger tux* (Boss baby reference)
Lloyd:......
Morro: *holds back laughter*
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Jay: Why do I have to wear this? it's so hot!
Pixal: Because this is what you wear at a wedding.
Jay: I don't wanna wear this!
Pixal: Then go naked!
Kai: My sister is NOT seeing him naked!
Pixal: I was being sarcastic.
Nya: *pointing to the readers that came* Uh, who are these people?
L. Morro: They are cake relatives!
Some random reader: Yes, I am the cake's father.
Other random reader: and I am the cake's cousin.
Another random reader: *wearing a white wig* and I am cake's grandma.
Nya: Ok?
Lou: I would prefer my son being single over this.
Cole: Zane! Cake's icing is dripping in the sun!
Kai: When's this thing gonna start!?
Pixal: The bride is about to walk the isle! Go to your seats everyone!
Zane: *pushing the cake on the isle*
Nya: Jay, Kai, Morro, lloyd, Sparky the srcond aren't you guys forgetting something?
Jay: Oh yeah! Sorry. *clears throat* HERE COMES THE BRIDE! HERE COMES THE BRIDE!
Lloyd: DUN DUN DUUN DA DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DA DUN!
L. Morro: LA LA LA ELMO'S WORLD!
Chicken: CLUCK CLUCK CLUCK (BABY, BABY, BABY OHHHH)
Kai: *violently banging pots and pans*
Lou:......
Nya: We couldn't afford any good musicians. So we decided to take the bad ones.
Lou: Ok?
Wu: *in a bored voice* Do you take Cole to be your lawfully wedded husband?
Cake:........
Jay: Wait Hold on. *Motions cake to say yes*
Wu: Do you take cake to be your lawfully wedded wife?
Cole: Yes.
Wu: You may now eat the bride.
The readers that came: *take out cameras*
Cole: *eats cake*
Everyone: *claps while crying*
Jay: *Crying while clapping* Even the cake was in tiers!
Nya: *sniffs* yes...
L. Morro: *Confused as to why everyone is crying*
Wu: That's enough crying! Now go and do whatever you do after this part!
Lloyd: I'll go play the music!
Music: Never gonna give you up. Never gonna let you down. Never gonna run around and desert you. Never gonna make you cry. Never gonna say goodbye. Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you.
Everyone: *dances in a graceful way*
Jay and Nya: *dance like monkeys*
L. Morro: *sitting in the corner cause he has no one to dance with*
Kai who is really high: *setting people's cars on fire*
Lloyd: everyone! This next song is going to be sung by Morro!
L. Morro: *clears throat* *sings* When will we eat cake! I don't want to dance! I want to eat cake! Cake!
Everyone: *claps*
Zane: *takes Mic away from Morro* That reminds me, it time to eat the cake!
Cole: *eats the wedding cake*
Jay: GASP! HE'S CHEATING ON HIS WIFE!
Kai: Did you really just say "gasp"?
Everyone: *gasp*
Cole: I don't like this cake anymore. I like the wedding cake now.
Cake:......
Nya: Well this was the strangest wedding I've ever been to.
Lou: *facepalms*
Jay who is very high: LeT's gO To nEvEr laNd UsIng mY pArEnt'S fLyInG CaRpEt!
Chicken: Cluck (I am surrounded by idiots)
L. Morro: *to the guests* Thankyou for coming to the wedding and I hope like what Kai has done to your cars.
Lloyd: I still don't know where to put this bow...
I bet that you didn't even realise that I rickrolled all of you.
Any way I downloaded a drawing app yesterday and made little Morro in a tuxedo (and yes it was made specifically for this chapter)
Bye!
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