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Lloyd: Everyone say hello to my dog!

L. Morro: woof.

Cho: *crawls from underneath the couch* REMEMBER ME?

Jay: How long have you been under there?

Cho: Oh just a few days.

Kai: And why were you under there?

Cho: I was just observing what was going on. To be honest, I thought that your life would be really interesting but I got so bored that I decided to buy random garbage from wish using my friend's credit card.

Zane: Yo, Is that why bizzare objects were appearing on our doorstep?

Cho: Yes and I think that you all know why I decided to come out from under the couch today.

Jay: NOOOOOOO-

Cho: Dare number one is from Pixiedog2 and they dare Lloyd to choose whether he'd rather have his father back or a hundred pieces of candy.

Lloyd: I'll have my dad back.

Everyone: Awww.

Lloyd:... and then I'll tell him to get me a hundred pieces of candy!

Cho: Ok? The next dare is from the Garmadon simp, the_quiet_jade and she dares Harumi, Lloyd and Morro form the ultimate prank team and prank everyone.

L. Morro: YAY! but where's Harumi?

Lloyd: She found this wierd guy with rainbow hair and decided to start a cult with him.

Harumi: *comes inside* BYE BYE RONALD MCDONALD!!!! I'LL SEE YOU LATERRRRRR!!!!

L. Morro: time for pranks!

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Cole: *grabs milk carton*

Milk carton: *Explodes*

Lloyd, Harumi and L. Morro: HAHAHAHA

Cole: It's my turn to cook and make sure to poison you tonight.

L. Morro: They forced me to do it! I said no but they forced me like evil monsters!!!

Harumi: I'M GOING OUTT *jumps out of window*

Lloyd: Well Harumi's gone, so now what?

Cho: Now for the next set of dares! Which from, jaywalker42 and her first dare is that Nya has to tell which wire she cut.

Nya: I honestly have no idea, my eyes were closed when I cut them sooo.

Jay: Aw come on!

Nya: But if I had to do the whole thing again I'd cut blue.

Cole: As you should!

Cho: I agree! And the second dare is that Jay has to hug Murtessa in front of Nya.

Murtessa: YAY!

Cole: No!

Nya: NO! *yeets Murtessa out of the window*

Murtessa: *flies back inside and hugs Jay*

Cole: No! Jaya must live!

Nya: *screams and yeets Murtessa to shintaro*

Cho: She's gonna come back-

Nya: *gives demonic look*

Cho: But it'll take her a while!!

Nya: I'm still angry but some of my anger is gone! *breaks vase*

Cho: O-ok. D-dare is number three is that Jay and Nya have to tell what they're going to call their children!

Jay: Sunflower!

Jay: Rainbow!

Jay: Light of my life!

Jay: Tom!

Jay: Rick Astley Walker!

Nya: No to all of those, we haven't decided yet.

Cho: Really? I think that Rick astley walker is a great name!

Nya: I don't want to give my child to rock roll everyone once they ask his full name.

Cho: okay then, the last dare from her is that you have to get married in the cannon show but I can't control what happens in cannon so let's just hope that it happens before ninjago ends.

Cole: Dear first spinjitsu master! Please let Jay and Nya get married!

Kai: Cannon? Married? Ninjago ending?! What do you mean?!?!

Cho: nothing! So let's move on to the next set of dares from SageNinjaMorro and their first dare is that Zane has to sing titanium with flashbacks on the Tv screen behind him.

*music starts*

Zane: *clears throat* yo, you shout it out. But I can't hear a word you say!

Zane: Yo, wait a minute, that is impossible! Yo, Unless you are deaf there is no way someone shouts and you can't-

Cho: Just continue with the song!

Zane: alright yo.

Zane: Yo, I'm talking loud, but I'm not saying much

Zane: Yo, I'm criticized, but all your ricochet!

Tv screen: *Shows Zane doing his funny dance*

Zane: Yo, You shoot me dow- *sees Tv screen* wait, that didn't happen! Why is this playing??!?!

Pixal: *giggles*

Zane: *covers Pixal's eyes* You are not allowed to see this! *destroys Tv screen*

*music stops*

Jay: Aww man, you killed the vibe!

Cho: At least we can do the next dare! Which is that Morro has to tell us who prefers more, Lloyd or Harumi?

Harumi: *jumps back inside* IM BACK!

Cho: So Morro, who're you gonna choose?

L. Morro: Hmm. I'll choose lllllllll-

Lloyd: Yes! It's gonna be me!!!

L. Morro: -Lovely Harumi jade!

Harumi: YAY!!

Lloyd: Well that's okay. Cause I know that Eliza would always choose me!

Eliza: Yes I will. *hugs lloyd*

Cho: Ignoring the fact that Eliza randomly teleported in here, let's move on the next dare which is that Cole has to tell how he feels about his voice actor dieing.

Cho: Yeah this is gonna tug on the heart strings a bit.

Cole: My voice actor?

Cho: I meant Kirby morrow!

Cole: Wait he died!?

Cole: I-

Cole: *sobs*

Jay and Nya: *hug Cole*

-later-

Cho: Now that things have calmed down. Let's move onto the next dare which is that Wu has to give the ninja a day off and give them treats.

Wu: No! There's no way I'm doing that! Sunrise excersice now!

Jay: But the sun is setting!

Wu: Sunset excersice then! *uses staff to make the ninja train*

Cho: Not on my watch! *puts ninja on couch* Now give them treats!

Wu: Fine! *gives them a bag of skittles*

Kai: Sorry but I like M&Ms.

Wu: Be grateful for what you have!

Ninja: Yes sir. *eat skittles*

L. Morro: Can I have gummy bears?

Wu: Sure *gives gummy bears*

Lloyd: WhY-

Cho: Let's move onto the next set of dares from Thedark_ninja and they had three dares but I couldn't understand the first one so I'm going to skip it.

Cho: The first dare is that the ninja have to sing all star while dressed as Shrek.

Nya: No offence to Shrek but these costumes are ever uncomfortable.

Kai: *pours holy water over Nya* I did NOT raise you to be a sinner! Do you have any idea of how dissapointed mom and dad would be!?

Nya: You're right, I'm sorry.

Jay: I've been waiting for this moment my whole life!

*music starts*

Jay: SOMEBODY WAS ONCE TOLD ME-

Zane: Who, yo?

Kai: -THE WORLD IS GONNA ROLL ME!

Zane: That's impossible yo! There is no way the entire population will come together to roll you!

Lloyd: AI AIN'T THE SHARPEST TOOL IN THE SHED!

Zane: You are a human! Not a tool yo!

Cho: Zane, will you please stop interrupting and let us finish the song?

Zane: Sorry yo.

Nya:..... qopanshu-

Cho: Nya its your turn to sing.

Nya:.... suit... too.... tight.... *chokes*

Jay: Someone help her she's gonna die! *helps Nya*

Cho: Y'all are just disrespecting Shrek now, so no more singing!

*music stops*

Jay: Ughh!

Cho: And the last dare of this set is that Morro has to get a real gun.

L. Morro: YES! MY DREAM OF BEING A MURDERER IS FINALLY REAL!!

Cho: But since the person didn't say anything about it being loaded. it's going to be unloaded.

L. Morro: *angry toddler noises*

Cho: The next dare is from TheSapphireNinja-

Jay: Wait a minute, THAT'S THE GUY WHO ASKED NYA OUT IN SECOND GRADE!

Nya: How do you know that?

Jay: Uhhhh. I just do?

Cole: Why do I feel like you've been leaving pineapples on his doorstep?

Jay: It's an easy way to have that memory permanently engraved in his brain.

Cho: As I was saying, the dare was TheSapphireNinja and he dares Jay to go into space again.

Cole: I think that's his revenge for you leaving pineapples on his doorstep.

Nya: Wait! Let me give him a goodbye-

Cho: Too late he's already in space.

Nya: *cries*

Cho: And did I mention that Murtessa climbed into the spaceship at the last minute?

Nya: *cries with anger* S-screw you, M-markos!

-meanwhile-

Jay: Wheeee! Space is so much funnnn!!!!

Murtessa: hi!

Jay: *screams in agony*

-back with the ninja-

Cho: Well time for the next dare which is from thelightningninjasis and she dares that Jay has to boss the girls around and he's allowed to share it with the rest of the guys. Nya is not to share it with him though.

L. Morro: Look a shooting star!

Harumi: MAKE A WISH!

Harumi: I WISH THAT I WAS THE RULAR OF THE WORLD!!!

Nya: I wish that Jay was here.

Samantha: That's not a shooting star! That's a rocket ship!

*Rocket ship crashes and Jay comes outside along with murtessa*

Nya: YOU'RE BACK! *hugs jay*

*crown lands on Harumi*

Harumi: YAY MY WISH CAME TRUE!!

Cho: Okay Jay, its time for you to do your dare!

Jay: Ok!

Cole: Nya! Give me a foot massage!

Nya: Ew, no. Your feet stink!

Kai: style my hair!

Samantha: no.

Lloyd: I WANT MORE CANDY!

Harumi: *yeets candy at Lloyd*

Kai: Pixal! Style my hair!

Pixal: *gives Kai pigtails*.

Kai: Thank you, I look fabulous.

Jay: I don't feel comfortable with telling women to do stuff that I can do myself so I'm gonna sit in the corner and count imaginary sheep.

Nya: See Kai? This is why I like Jay!

Jay: Nya I lost my sheep!

Jay: Wait, never mind it's underneath the couch.

Cho: Time for the last dare of this chapter is from Franjo5000 and they dare Nya to tell Jay that she's on ninjapad and show him her Jay fangirl book-

Nya: THAT WAS NOTHING! I DON'T HAVE A NINJAPAD ACCOUNT!

Cole: I can read it to Jay!

Cole: *in a high pitched voice* Oh my god. Jay is so adorable!! I always he lost in his eye-

Nya: *yeets Cole out of the window*

Cole: SHE ALSO SAYS THAT SHE LOVES YOU!

Jay: Aww thanks! *hugs Nya*

Nya: *faints*

Cho: And that's the end of the chapter! Don't forget to leave dares and byeeee!!

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