Jay: Guys, I have an important announcement to make. Drumroll please!

L.Morro: *Uses Lloyd and Harumi as drumsticks on his drum that is actually Wu*

Jay: My eleventh Grandchild, Kate, has recently entered this world! Say hi to Kate everyone! *shows picture of a newborn baby*

Kai: Excuse me what. You have GRANDCHILDREN?! And this is the ELEVENTH one?!

Cole: I've heard of people having Nephews and Nieces at an early age but having grandchildren while you're in your teens is way too crazy to be true!

Jay: I told you all that- Morro, stop the drumroll, Harumi may bite Wu's stomach out and then he'll get annoyed. Anyway, I told you all that I was left at Ma and Pa's doorstep while they were in their late forties or early fifties. So I had looots of adoptive cousins that were WAY older than me, especially since Ma and Pa had many siblings that were older than them by a good few years. Like I have very few cousins that are actually younger than me. So anyway, because of my big cousins, I had lots of Nephews and Nieces that were all around my age. A lot of them were older but we're not gonna get into that.

Lloyd: Imagine your uncle being younger than you. Definitely can't relate.

Jay: Pay attention! So a few of my nephews and Nieces that are older than me had some kids which technically makes me a grandpa now. so yeah...

Nya: Jay became a grandpa and he hasn't even reached the dad stage yet. He is literally speed running life.

Cole: The gamer genes be like that, Ya know?

Kai: Wait hold on... Nya, What do you mean by... "Yet"?

Lloyd: Oh sh-

Wu: *intense glaring*

Lloyd: sh- shhh....sugar daddy.

Wu: *bonks Lloyd*

Kai: Nya is there something that you're not telling us?!

Jay: Oh no. Oh no no no-

Jay: KAI, I SWEAR TO THE FIRST SPINJITSU MASTER THAT I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING! PLEASE SPARE MY POOR SOUL! *Ugly sobbing*

Cole: WhAt iS gOinG oN hErE?!

Nya: Ew what the hell Kai, no! I said "yet" because alot of people become parents before becoming grandparents! Where did you even get the idea of me carrying a kid?!

Kai: Carrying a kid?! The heck! No! I was just thinking about why you assumed that he wanted to have kids! I thought that you had that toxic mindset of everyone needing to have kids! That is very inconsiderate Nya! I did not raise you like this.

Nya: Ohhhhhh. But like I said, most people become parents before becoming grandparents, so that's why I said that! But Jay.. if you were offended by that then I am deeply sorry. I hope that we are still good.

Jay: It ok. You're still my bro :>

Garmadon: Today I learned that Kai is a chirp user. Seriously, what kind of person other than a Chirp user would pinpointed that?!

Kai: You're learning that now? I have the most followers on that site! Here, I'll give you my Chirp so that you can follow me. My username is @Kai_Smith_1

Garmadon: Sorry kid but I vowed to never do the heinous sin of downloading Chirp and I am not breaking that promise.

Lloyd: I really want a Chirp but mom won't let me.

Garmadon: Good.

Jay: BACK ON TOPIC EVERYONE!! Four of my grandchildren are going to be staying with us for the weekend because my cousin Esmerelda is going on vacation with her husband, Steve.

Cole: Steve? Like the Mailman?

Jay: No the Mailman is one of my second uncles.

Nya: You're related to the mailman?!

Jay: Yes. I just found out quite recnetly actually. Man what a conversation that was! So anyway because I'm a grandpa of eleven now, I would like tips on how to behave like a grandpa. Any ideas?

Lloyd: Wear a beard!

L.Morro: Wear white clothes!

Harumi: WEAR A RICE HAT-

Jay: You all are just describing Master Wu now!

Wu: Excuse me Jaythonas Imperial Walkerfy the sixth, Just because you became a grandfather before I did does not mean you get to raid my closet to steal my iconic gettup that took me thousands of years to develop!

Cole: You litteraly look like the wise mentor character in every bit of media to exist.

Wu: Oh... I see. *goes in another room*

Wu: *Dials phone* ALBUS FOR GOODNESS SAKE DID YOU STEAL MY BEARD AGAIN? I THOUGHT YOU WERE GOING TO REMOVE IT AFTER GOBLET OF FIRE-

Misako: Your beards are fake?

Wu: -Uh. Hold on, Albus.

Wu: Nope not at all! Why would you think that!

Misako:...

Wu: *nervous sweating*

Misako:...

Misako: *rips the beard away from his face*

Wu:

Misako: *Places beard back on*

~ back to Jay ~

Jay: My grandchildren are gonna be here any moment now!! What am I gonna dooo, WHAT AM I GONNA DO-

Nya: Make cookies? They're a grandparent classic and if the kids don't eat them than I will.

Jay: Nya I'm not like other grandpas! I'm quirky, am allergic to peanuts and can run a hundred miles per minutes! Do you seriously think I'm gonna give my grandchildren some basic cookies?!

Cole: Then make them cake! That'll cheer them up! My grandpa used to make some for me when I was a kid, though it always tasted like I was chewing dirt-

Pixal: Suppose your terrible cooking is hereditary then.

Kai: GUYS THERE ARE CHILDREN STANDING AT OUR DOOR SOMEONE GO GET THE BROOM-

Jay: Kai! Those are my grandkids!

Kai: Oh.

Kai: SOMEONE GO AND GET THE CATAPULT!

Nya: Kai!

Kai: Nya, these children are from Jay's bloodline! Do you have any idea of how much havoc they will cause?!?! And this place already has a lot of havoc going on!

Jay: Uh, I'm adopted so they're technically not-

Grandchildren coming out of the shadows: We have arrived. And we shall claim this land as ours! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA-

Cole: HOLY SH*T- NO OFFENCE JAY BUT YOUR GRANDKIDS ARE TERRIFYING!

Jay: NO WONDER ESMERALDA AND STEVE DIDN'T WANT THEM TO COME ALONG ON THEIR VACATION-

Lloyd: GRANDPA, PLEASE SAVE ME! YOU'VE TORTURED ME ENOUGH!

To be continued~~~

Hey y'all! Haven't updated this in a hot while and I'm pretty sure you all are used to that now, this chapter has been sitting in my drafts for like a month or two and it's about time it finally got published! YAAAAAY!

Other than that, Happy New Year and hope you enjoyed!

(Also since Cliff Gordon has been confirmed to be a womanizer, there is a very high chance that Jay has many step siblings that he doesn't know of so his family is even more larger-)