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"At least you were able to get to wifi! I had to make my own!"

(This chapter is inspired by the video above btw)

So this is a bit of a different chapter but it fits here anyway.

I should probably explain this now.

This is an AU that takes place during S1 and S2.

But in this AU Nya finds out her element earlier and they are all at their houses and living with their families. Lloyd is still a kid but sadly little Morro will not be in this chapter.

Also Lloyd is staying in the monastary with Misako.

Also, also, I'm gonna use movie Garmadon for this cause I absolutely loved him.

Cole, Jay, Zane and Lloyd: *chatting in the zoom chat*

Wu: Enough talking!

*everyone goes silent*

Wu: As you know, there is a pandemic going on so all of our classes will be held online.

Jay: But-

Wu: And yes I know that we learn about fighting moves but we will still be having online classes.

-Kai and Nya have joined the chat-

Kai: Sorry we're late! The wifi isn't the best in Ignacia.

Nya: It took us ages to log on.

Jay: At least you guys had wifi! I had to go to a coffee shop with free wifi that is in the city which is miles away from the junkyard!

Zane: Well at least you were able to get to wifi! I had to make my own!

Lloyd: Ha! You weren't able to get wifi? You guys are such-

Wu: *mutes Lloyd* First spinjitsu master, just shut up already!

Lloyd: *starts spamming the chat box with fairy emojis*

Wu: Also Nya will you please turn on your camera?

Nya: Sensei, I'm really not looking my best can I please turn it off for just this meeting? I promise I'll turn it on in the next one!

Wu: First spinjitsu master, Nya! Almost everyone in this zoom call is sitting in their pajamas with messy hair!

Jay: Except me cause I'm in public.

Wu: Cole even came shirtless!

Cole: My house my rules.

Wu: And Lloyd is only wearing his underwear with his hoodie over it!

Lloyd: *angrily spamming the chat box*

Wu: Just open your camera already.

Nya: *opens camera*

Wu: See you don't even look that bad.

Jay: Yeah, you just have slightly messy hair. Also is that my hoodie?

Nya: My hair looks like a bird's nest! And no it's totally not your hoodie that I stole from you last week.

Jay: *sighs* just remember to give it back.

Wu: Okay, I think we've wasted quite some time now so let's  begin with our lesson.

Wu: Now this technique was invented by my father's friend, Joe.

Cole: Whose Joe?

Wu: Joe Jackson.

Jay: My dissapointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined.

Wu: Please pay attention. So anyway Joe was born in 1900 and created this technique at the age of 40 which was in 1920.

Nya: Uhh that doesn't make any sense.

Zane: I agree. Joe should have been twenty. Not forty!

Wu: Nya, Zane, the logic of the ninjago time line and some of ninjago itself is held together by loose strings that are bound to undo themselves at any given moment. We litteraly gave a ten year old the task of fighting his own dad and called it cool!

Lloyd in the chat box: I don't want 2 fite my daddy...

Kai: That is true though.

Wu: Back to the lesso-Cole? Why are you eating during class?

Cole: *eating doritos* Cause I'm hungry. *eats more*

Jay: *sips coffee*

Wu: This is a class! You're not allowed to eat here!

Cole: My house my rules.

Jay: *sips more coffee*

Lloyd: *eats candy*

Wu: *aggressively drinks calming tea* let's get back to the lesson....

Wu: Get into fighting stance and follow my lead.

Ninja: *get into fighting stance*

Wu: Now you need to be very careful. One wrong movement could end up with-

Kai: *blows up his room*

Wu: -a disastrous result...

Lloyd in the chat box: Rip Kai *sends link to coffin dance*

Wu: We are only a few minutes into the lesson and already have an injury! Usually I would tell you to go to the medical room but the author hasn't figured out what to do in this situation! So just walk it off I guess?

Kai: *passes out*

Nya: he's gonna be fine.

Garmadon: Heyyyyyyyy how's it going?

Lloyd in the chat box: Daddy!

Cole: What the heck are you doing here!?

Garmadon: I don't know but I really wanted to show you these pictures I found of Lloyd when he was a baby. *shows picture of baby Lloyd, with baby food all over him*

Lloyd: *angrily spamming the chat box*

Garmadon: Yeah they were good times.

Wu: Until Lloyd got the prophecy of the green ninja.

Garmadon: I sometimes hate father for doing that...

Jay: Hey Garmadon, why is there a whiteboard with a plan to defeat lloyd in the background?

Garmadon: Oh crap. I screwed up. *turns off camera* phew..

Nya: He does know that we can still hear him right?

Jay: He didn't even leave.

Zane: He just turned off his camera.

Garmadon: Hmm I wonder if there is a new episode of Lego friends... 

Cole: He's so bad at this.

Wu: What a boomer.

Lloyd in the chat box: Didn't I have 2 teach u what a computer was?

-FSM has joined the chat-

Lloyd: Hi grampa! 😀😀😀

FSM: I heard what you said about me son.

Wu: IT WAS GARMADON!

FSM: Oh ok.

FSM: *pops into where ever Garmadon is* I heard what you said about me! And it's time you get the belt!

Garmadon: Nooo!

Lloyd: lol

Wu: That's all for today I guess.

Lloyd: Yay!

- Lloyd has left the chat-

-Wu has left the chat-

-Kai has left the chat-

-Cole has left the chat-

Zane: Thank goodness it's finally over. I was really getting tired of making my own wifi.

-Zane has left the chat-

Jay: Guess it's just you and me now!

Nya: yup.

-Wu has entered the chat-

Wu: And no you two are not allowed to use the zoom chat to realm to each other for ten hours.

-Wu has kicked Jay and Nya out of the chat-

-Wu has left the chat-

Am I the only one that is the first one to leave after every online class?

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