Chapter 1
You are a fan of Quackity and you stand outside his house. You knock on the door. He opens immediately because he thinks that you are someone else, someone he was waiting for. That person would come to Quackity's house today to make a YouTube video with him. His smile disappears when he looks at you. You look shocked at him.
- Does he hate me?
Quackity stares at you.
- I'm sorry but I can't let you in. I thought you were someone else.
You have to come up with a lie. Fast!
- But... I was one of your friends in primary school!
- Oh, now I see! Come in!
You enter Quackity's house. You think that he has a nice house. Quackity turns around towards you.
- I remember how we skipped school just to eat those yummy chocolate chips from the store. We loved them!
You nod. Wait a minute... Quackity really believes that you were (and are) one of his friends. How can you and that friend look so similar? You have to keep lying so your dreams can come true. Meeting Quackity, your biggest idol. Standing in front of your eyes, right now!
Quackity runs into your arms and gives you a long kiss. Your eye pupils get bigger. You love him. He stops kissing you and clears his throat.
- Will you marry me?
- Yes! I would love to!
- What do you mean?
You realize that it was just a daydream.
- Ehh... I would love to eat dill chips again!
- Too bad I don't have it here right now. But... I do have sour cream onion chips in the pantry!
Yes! You will sit down in the sofa with Quackity and eat sour cream onion chips with him while you two are watching a romantic movie, like, for example, Titanic.
- Yes! Go get them! I go to the sofa, come to the sofa when you're finished.
- Sure!
Quackity goes to the pantry while you go to the sofa in the living room. You think about being his girlfriend in the future. Quackity dances into the living room with sour cream onion chips in his left hand.
- Here we go-o!
You love his voice. It's like honey for your ears. Quackity goes to the sofa and sits down next to you. He gets a message from the youtuber that he was waiting for. You can see the youtubers name on the message: TommyInnit.
Quackity goes up from the sofa.
- I go get the door!
- Sure!
You can't describe your happiness. You could be in a YouTube video if you ask them. Maybe... You go after Quackity to the door. Quackity opens. TommyInnit makes a grimace. The same grimace he does in every thumbnail on YouTube.
Quackity laughs.
- That's so common!
- Haha, I know. It's my signature grimace.
- I love it.
TommyInnit notices me.
- Who's that? We can't film one more person in this funny skit.
Quackity: Okay. This is about fun things guys like to do, not girls. In this case playing with dolls. But it's just a parody! It's the opposite of what people think!
TommyInnit looks at you again.
- Okay. Sure. You may watch us.
Quackity seems happy.
- Good! Let's go to my room and film the skit.
You all go to Quackitys room. It's messy. Pocket books on the floor, the bed is not fixed.
Quackity looks at you.
- If you wonder why my room is so messy... it's because we're going to shoot the scene here. It looks funnier if it's messy.
You look at his nice warm eyes and his pretty haircut under the cap.
- Okay.
TommyInnit grabs the camera that is hanging around his neck and puts it on Quackity's desk. Quackity puts two big dolls on the bed and sits down. He makes a sign that you should come and sit next to him. You go to the bed and sit down.
Quackity: Film us when we are playing with the dolls. And while you are filming, you can say: "It's always fun to play with dolls, no matter how old you are or if you're a boy or a girl.
TommyInnit: Sure.
TommyInnit starts to film the two of you. He says the sentence he was told to say. But you start to laugh.
Quackity: What's so funny?! He has just begun to film us and you start to laugh?
You shrug your shoulders. In fact, you know why you were laughing. You were nervous.
- Maybe...
Quackity starts to laugh and looks at you.
- You're so funny!
TommyInnit starts to laugh too. He stops filming.
- We can't laugh too long. We have to finish the scene.
Quackity nods.
- I agree.
You may say whatever comes to your mind or you can come up with an idea.
- Can we skip the lines, please? I don't want to forget my lines, I'm new to acting.
Quackity smiles at you. You feel warm inside your body. He seems to feel the same thing.
- Of course. It's your choice.
TommyInnit: Come on, we have to start filming.
You and Quackity turn around towards TommyInnit who starts to count down.
- 3... 2... 1!
TommyInnit is filming you and Quackity. Quackity starts to talk.
- This is one of my old classmates.
You feel a little ashamed pretending that you're someone else, but you don't show that. You don't want to be discovered.
- And this is my old classmate, Quackity. We are best friends.
- Yes. You can call me Alex if you want to. And I know which your favorite color is. Orange.
Oh no! It's your least favorite color.
- Mmm... orange is so cool!
- I know, right? If you can guess mine, you will get a hug.
- Blue?
- Right!
Quackity hugs you. You're wondering how you could be so good at guessing.
TommyInnit: Aww... cut!
TommyInnit stops filming. Quackity stops hugging you and turns upset towards TommyInnit.
- TommyInnit, may I ask you a question?
- Yes.
- Why did you stop filming!?
- Because... this isn't a skit! It's boring! Why don't you film me instead? I'm certainly a greater actor.
- Better than me? Prove it...
- Better than her. You and me are equal.
- Then, prove that you are better than her at acting.
- Okay.
TommyInnit gives the camera to Quackity.
- Here.
Quackity and TommyInnit swap places and you move away. Quackity starts to film TommyInnit who jumps up from the bed and starts to scream. He doesn't even look into the camera.
- Oh no! My best friend is gone! His name is Camera... Help! I'm going to be kidnapped too!
Quackity stops filming and starts to laugh.
- Your acting sucks! We have to use this in our skit!
TommyInnit: Okay... Why do you want to use it if you don't like my acting?
- Because it was funny.
- Hahah! Okay.
You love their jokes. You would stay at Quackity's house for the rest of your life if you could. Maybe you can. If you ask nicely. Then, he might not kick you out of the house, screaming "You stupid owl!" at you. No... You should be very ashamed to think that you can live in this house while tricking Quackity!
You knock Quackity on the shoulder.
- Quackity?
- Yes?
- Could I sleep here overnight?
Quackity nods.
- Of course!
You feel like your stomach is full of butterflies. You're lovestruck. It's the first time ever you sleep over at someones' house. You and Quackity might have pillow fights and even dream about each other. You hear a voice from a distance in your daydream: "What about me?"
It sounds like TommyInnit. You wake up from the daydream and you see him rolling his eyes. Quackity smiles. Then, TommyInnit starts to film with his iPhone, secretly.
Quackity: Of course, I forgot. You two are invited to a slumber party at my house!
TommyInnit turns the camera around, waving his hands up in the air in different directions, cheering happily.
- Yay! I'm finally invited to something!
You smile.
- And I'm having my first sleepover! Yay!
Quackity cheers too. TommyInnit puts his phone down. Quackity laughs, excited.
- You filmed us!
- Yes, I did!
Then, TommyInnit drops his phone on the floor. He tries to catch it but falls over you, then Quackity falls too. You all start to laugh so hard that you find yourselves rolling around on the floor. Getting up from the floor, you're feeling dizzy. Quackity looks at you, concerned.
Quackity: What's wrong?
- I'm feeling a little bit dizzy...
- I guess you're not used to having fun. We YouTubers do weird things all the time.
- Really?
- Yeah. It's actually true.
Someone is knocking at the door. Quackity runs to open it. It's GeorgeNotFound.
- Hello everybody. I've been Jack Manifold's cook for about four hours now. Here's the evidence.
GeorgeNotFound shows a photo of himself wearing a waiter uniform, serving Jack Manifold a chocolate cake.
Quackity: Wow! That must have been something...
- Are you kidding me? It was awesome! I served him chocolate cake, entrecôte, mashed potatoes, pasta carbonara and a halloumi burger with french fries.
You feel your stomach rumble. You ask him:
- Why didn't you get hungry, serving all the yummy food?
GeorgeNotFound laughs.
- I closed my eyes, cuz I knew I would get too hungry.
Quackity and TommyInnit start to laugh too. You're feeling hungry.
- When are we having lunch?
Quackity: NOW, of course.
Quackity snaps with his fingers and the food that GeorgeNotFound served to Jack Manifold is laid out at a table in the middle of the room.
GeorgeNotFound: It's the same food I served to Jack Manifold. Yummy!
You: Let's feast!
They look wondering at you.
TommyInnit: What do you mean?
Quackity: Let's party!
Quackity starts to dance breakdance. You others clap your hands in time to the music that TommyInnit puts on: "Freestyle - Don't Stop the Rock".
Afterwards, you cheer and Quackity bows.
- Thank you, everyone!
GeorgeNotFound: You we're outstanding!
- I know, right?
You loved to watch him breakdance. You didn't even know he could dance.
Quackity: I have junk food in the pantry. From Burger King.
You all run to the pantry and take out the meals. It's six meals, although Quackity wasn't expecting that many to come. When you're finished, y'all are feeling that your stomaches are aching.
TommyInnit: I'm so full!
You and Quackity nod agreeing.
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