Me: Hello hello. Today we got new ship!

Aichi: R-really? I wonder who?

Misaki: I'm curious too

Me: Well, attention please. Today's ship is..

Tadaaa

Kai: (nosebleeds) Oh my god...

Aichi: (blushes madly) M-me and Kai-kun... Oh my...

Kamui: Oniisan and Kai... No no no!

Misaki: I think they suit together the most!

Me: I ship them too. They're cute ^^ Well, that's all for today. Stay tuned for more!