Outoftea: A question for Walter: why is Devon your favorite? Mac   always has to clean up his messes, after all

    Rick: We've been trying to get that answer out of him for years.

   Devon: I'm the good kid. That's why.

    Me: If you was the "good kid" you wouldn't be with Reggie.

   Mac: I'm agreeing with Jayy. I'd like ta' hear this answer DAD!

   Walter: I don't think I have favorites.

   Me: Bullshit. You know you do. Now say why before I stab you in the kidney.

   Rick: Shes not joking.

  Devon: Remember when you had to stitch me up dad.

  Walter: Okay okay! Devon is my favorite because I loved his mother and wanted a child with her. I never loved Arlene. Nor did I want her demon spawn. Mac cleans everything up because he knows I'll beat his ass up if he don't.

   Me: *struggling to get of Mac grip* I'LL GUT YOU LIKE A FISH. MAC IS THE BEST KID YOU HAVE. HE ACTUALLY LISTENS TO YOU. DEVON DONT DO ANY OF THAT. HES A LAZY ASS WHO USED YOU.

   Mac: *Pulls Jayy into the next room kicking and screaming.* Rick finish this up. I gotta calm er' down.

   Devon: I make ya proud right dad ? I'm not the fuck up.

    Walter: Yes son. You make me proud.

    Rick: You're both pathetic. Now leave.

   *Walter and Devon leave.*

   Me: *Runs towards the door with Mac chasing me* HE JUST DOESN'T GET TO TREAT YOU LIKE THAT MAC! *gets thrown over Macs shoulder* Fuck.