Me: Edward_Gluskin dares Hannibal to make Jacky jealous

Hannibal: *hugs Edward_Gluskin*

Jack: *picks her up and runs off* MINE

Me: So... That happened

Patrick: Hello Sharkie ~

Me: ... Hello Patrick

Leatherface: *pulls me away from Patrick, growling*

Patrick: Why is it that every time I do this, females run away from me?

Me: Because you were eating a girl alive while she was sleeping

Norman: O_O *runs away*

Freddy: Hehehe ;)

Me: Freddy, we're talking about cannibalism. Get your mind out of the gutter

Freddy: NUUUUU

Patrick: Is Krueger always like this?

Me: It can get worse

Freddy: *puts cat ears on me* Now you're a cat shark!

Me:

Patrick: *grins* Kitty ~

Me: I'm not a cat

Patrick: Yes you are ~

Leatherface:

(I made that ^_^ )

Patrick: O_O *runs away*

Leatherface: *holds me*

Freddy: O.O so... Tommy's serious now...

Leatherface: *hands me to Hannibal*

Hannibal: Uh... Okay

Leatherface: *chases Patrick with a chainsaw*

Patrick: HALP MEH

Ghostface: Kitty!

Me: Touch me and I gut you with a fish

Ghostface: O_O *runs away*

Freddy: Feisty kitty ;)

Christine: *chases Freddy*

Me: Why is it that this consistently happens to us?

Pennywise: Can I make Billy float?

Me: Actually you have a dare. EVIL-POTATO-666 dares you to have a death battle with Ronald McDonald

Pennywise: Alright!

*in a battle arena*

Announcer: In one corner we have the eternal killer clown of nightmares, Pennywise the dancing clown!

Pennywise: *waves to the crowd*

Announcer: And in the opposing corner we have the mascot of McDonald's, Ronald McDonald!

Ronald: *waves to the crowd*

Announcer: These two clowns shall battle to the death to determine who is the better of the two. FIGHT!

Ronald: *charges Penny*

Pennywise: *dodges and turns into the king mascot for Burger King*

Ronald: nuu :O

Pennywise: Hehehe, I'm putting you out of business McDonald! *throat punches him*

Ronald: I'm gonna beat the mcsh*t out of you mcbit*h!

Pennywise: Bring it on mcf**ker!

Ronald: *charges him again*

Pennywise: *dodges and starts stuffing Burger King fries down his throat*

Ronald: *screaming*

Pennywise: YOU CAN'T DEFEAT WHAT IS ETERNAL!

Freddy: F**K YEAH YOU CAN'T BIT*HES!

Rock: *dabs*

Grass:

Pennywise: DIE YOU MCF**KER! *shoves a Burger King burger down his throat*

Ronald: *dissolves*

Announcer: And the winner is Pennywise the dancing clown!

Pennywise: *laughs psychotically*

*back at the Q & A HQ aka the Overlook Hotel*

Me: Well done Penny. Now you can make Ghostface float

Pennywise: Yay >:D WE ALL FLOAT DOWN HERE BILLY

Ghostface: OH LAWDY KEEP DA PSYCHO CLOWN THE F**K AWAY FROM MEH

Freddy: No >:D

Me: I think this is it for us

Jason: *waves*

Michael: *waves*

Leatherface: *still chasing Patrick with a chainsaw*

Hannibal: Farewell. Have a pleasant evening

Freddy: Bye bit*hes

Norman: B- bye everyone

Ghostface: *running away from Pennywise screaming*

Jack: Bye dear readers ~

Carrie: B- bye everyone

Annie: Bye everyone

Pennywise: *chasing Ghostface*

Christine: *says goodbye in car language*

Patrick: *runs away from Leatherface*

Scenes from American Psycho