Food fights, Elm street, water, another fight, a reunion, and a question ;)
Me: Alrighty, back in business with some questions and dares
Chucky: Let's get to it already!
Me: Fine, CutieDandere dares you and Freddy to start a food fight in Burger King
Freddy: *throws a whopper at Chucky*
Chucky: YOU'RE FUCKING DEAD KRUEGER *throws French fries at Freddy*
Freddy: *throws explosive milkshakes at Chucky*
Chucky: *throws explosive Pepsi at Freddy*
Freddy/Chucky: *explode*
Hannibal: I'm surrounded by idiots -_-
Me: So... That happened... Next is a question from gothicanimeMBK and it's for Jason. Jason, if you're afraid of water then why do you wade through it anyway?
Jason: *writes* 'I just ignore it and pretend it isn't water'
Me: There's also a question for Freddy, whenever he gets back
Freddy: *falls from an attack helicopter* You called?
Me: gothicanimeMBK asks why don't you just spread to all the Elm streets and terrify all the children
Freddy: That gives me an idea ;)
Hannibal: Freddy, no
Ghostface: Freddy, yes
Me: *facepalms* Anyway Fluffernutter21 dares Chucky to fight Dolly Dearest
Chucky: I'm on it *chargee Dolly with a knife and stabs her* GOTCHA BITCH
Dolly: *unamused* Really? *stabs Chucky back*
*stab war ensues between Chucky and Dolly*
Chucky: *stabs her in the head*
Dolly: *ded*
Chucky: I win >:D
Daryl: Impressive
Me: Hi Dad
Daryl: Hey sweetie
Freddy: Wait... Daryl's your dad?! But he's the devil!
Me: I've told you guys this like nine times since I first met you that Daryl is my dad
Freddy: Doesn't that make you half demon?
Me: Technically, but that's besides the point. Dad's been wanting to join the Q & A for a while
Daryl: So here I am, ask away ~
Me: Dad, stop trying to seduce the readers
Daryl: Fine
Me: I think that'll do it for us
Freddy: Wrong, I have a question. It's for captainkarmiekitty16, I know you like me so I'll just cut to the chase. *gets on one knee and holds out a ring* Will you marry me?
Hannibal: That... That was actually sweet of him...
Annie: He's actually trying to be romantic...
Pennywise: ... Am I on something? Ghostface, what the fuck did you do to the candy I ate earlier?!
Ghostface: Nothing
Pennywise: *whispers* I will find out, then I will find you
Ghostface: O_o
(Scenes from The Witches of Eastwick)
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