Percy Pov

 I log into the group chat 

Leo Flaming Valdez : okay now that everyone's online yes Thalia I know that your just on invisible mode, anyway it's "Barf time"

Persassus Jacksass: wut?

Leo Flaming Valdez: I put up CrAAAAAAzy StUff to this world and you guys react! 

everyone: Kay

Leo Flaming Valdez: I hate this but here

Nico the Vine king: imma barf

Jason: wut people ship me with a brick?

Reyna|| Lesbihonset: I am bi and dating someone do you just expect me to drop her and date a GAY dude plus that would be taking my BROTHER out of his confront zone also to remind you he. is.my.B R O T H E R. we may not care for the fact that we are all related but  being an actual sibling to someone and dating them is OFF. LIMITS. I could rant all day but I am sure the others want to say something.

Hazel is nuts: OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH OH OH OH I HAVE MANY THINGSSSSSSSS TO SAY FRIST OF ALL NICO IS ACTAULLY BARFING [i'm not kidding] SECOND OF ALL IS I'M  SURE YOU will understand to not. mess. with. my. brother. when you GET A SLIPPER TO THE FACE!!!!!!!!!![flip flop]

Persasus Jacksass : I'm bringing zofrain  be there in a min.

Jason steal your thunder Grace : already there with handcuffs

Nico the vine king: please take it down @ Leo Flaming Valdez

Leo Flaming Valdez: on it

Will|| Sunshine time: Hazel have you located their house yet?

Hazel is nuts: not yet currently hiding from Jason who trying to handcuff me...

Will || Sunshine time: fun plus I got Thalia to do it

Thalia pine tree Grace: ur Welcome and I sent you a quick nap I got by hacking the security system... what thunder and lighting make electricity so boom TECHNOLOGY 

everyone: that explains a lot 

Hazel is nuts sent Will || Sunshine time, Thalia pine tree Grace, Nico the vine king, Piper McDirty, Annabook Runs-away, and Reyna || Lesbihonset 'the plan'

Piper McDirty: woah woah woah calm down now

Annabook Runs-away: yes this is not the best...

Leo and Franky: why not us?

everyone else: Frank is a good boy and Leo would tell at least Frank but franI would tell Percy and Jason...

Persassy and Jaysasson: HEY WHERE ARE WE IN THIS PLAN???

everyone: you know why.

them: hmph

Franky Le animalls: what he thought he typed [LEO! WHAT DID YOU DOOOOOOOO?] what he ACTAULLY typed :~y r ya lick tis!~

Mini Leo : o yea we are wtolderlers now even meself 

everyone: wowwww

Percy da baby: my PLACE TOnight SaLlY ALREADY SAID YESSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!

Jay Jay: Leo I'm still a 17...

everyone: then we already have adult-ish super vision

 a knock comesome off the door and  I shut my laptop and a run to it but it's not my friends it's it's it's-