Welcome back to Q&A: My OCs Edition!!! A series where you guys give us questions, challenges, and comments which we have to answer and/or do!!

Sorry for the long wait, I've had some rough months recently, but I'm back for all of you! UwU

This ep will be almost the same as last, Sage_Jade_Cipher daring all OCs to react to Brandon Roger's Day At The Beach video, so let's get to it!

-Intro-

Flint: I'm Flint Dicker and you're watching the fucking news!!!

Iv: Oh boy, this again.

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Aiden: Must we really watch one of these again..?

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Sage: Hell yeh!! OwO

Flint: It's a record pounding heatwave in this dog dick that we call California!!! But don't take my word for it, here's some assholes!!!

Blame: Yo it's hot as shit, dawg!

Victor: Amazing explanation, thank you.

Donna: I'm fucking melting! My tits are turning into my nuts!

Leo: Tmi, dude. .-.

Grandpa: I'm not here because I wanna be, I'm here because I'm lost! And they got that free water, and free toilet bowl!

Savanna: This is disgusting.

Grandpa: Oh, that little boy needs to lose some weight!

Grandpa: White, and black! *claps*

Grandpa: You think you can give me a ride h-?

Flint: FANTASTIC, enough of that FAKE news, here's this week's viral video sent to us by Lenny from Livermore!!!

Noah: Livermore? Can I go there? OwO

Lenny: Yes, thank you for having us, we've been-!

Clifton: Glasses~!

Reporter: Uh, excuse me?

Lenny: Oh, he can see you're wearing glasses.

Clifton: I can tell~!

Reporter: Oh! Yes-

Lenny: Yeah, he doesn't like glasses.

Clifton: Yes~.. *kicks the reporter in the face before hissing loudly*

Alyse: Oh no!

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Lola: SNATCH!

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Iv: Oh Jesus!! *laughs*

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Iv: *still laughing* Is her nose okay though??

Flint: The clip went viral when the cat reacted negatively after years of being in the spotlight!!!

Clifton: *HISS* I'm never coming back home again, daddy!!!

Lenny: Go ahead, you won't last two seconds on these streets!!!

Nate: This whole video has a double meaning, doesn't it?

I mean, it can't really have "double-meaning" when it wasn't meant to be clean in the first place so-

Nate: Fair.

Flint: Little pussy's been missing for two days now, and the owner has this to say!!!

Lenny: Please, if anyone has any information, call me at 26-!

Snow: That was rude of him, t-to cut him off..

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Lola: That cat is lost forever.

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Flint: Now it's time to exploit someone and call it an interview!!! *offers his microphone to Helen* How does it feel to be a loser?!?

Helen: A WHAT?

Flint: A lifeguard!!!

Helen: Well, I've been one for about three hours now, and I'm ready to quit!

-flashback to Helen sitting on a lifeguard chair-

Helen: *through her megaphone* STOP DROWNING, IT'S NOT CUTE! *yeets a noodle* HERE, HAVE A NOODLE!

Sage: My favorite part of the entire thing!

Helen: Look at all these lovely married couples! *holds up a megaphone* 50% OF YOU WILL STATISTICALLY DIVORCE!

Sage: *dying of laughter*

Helen: I don't enjoy saving lives, no, in fact sometimes I pour blood into the ocean to attract the sharky sharks! But they're just like me. ... they never come.

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Aiden: *feeling very uncomfortable* .....

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Jürgen: My name is Jürgen Klausvonschwitz, und I am a creative genius!

Jürgen: Is this purple? This feels like a purple to me! I said no secondary colors, that is for my spring collection!!!

Lidia: Designers in a nutshell.

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Iv: I won't lie, I am this strict sometimes and I am sorry. .-.

Jürgen: I suffer from a disability which I will not reveal as it is none of your bus- *crashes into a trash can* OH SH-

Oscar: My sister would be offended by this.

Jürgen: Last night, I received a tip from a psychic that I have a-

Psychic: A long lost son.

Girlfriend: We have a son?!

Psychic: No! Just him, from before you two met.

Jürgen: I remember! He was kidnapped fifteen years ago! I didn't care so much because he was just a baby.

Ryan: ... *snickers*

Of course you'd find that funny. .-.

Girlfriend: You never told me you had a son!

Jürgen: I am full of surprises. I have syphilis!

Girlfriend: Goddammit!!!

Victor: Oohhh..... ._.

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Alyse: Wait, what is that? Why's it bad? .-.

Don't worry your pretty little head over it.

Alyse: But-!

SHHH.

Jürgen: Where is he, gipsy?! Is he still alive?!

Psychic: Barely.

Jürgen: That's it! We are going to find my son!

Girlfriend: I'm not coming.

Psychic: That's what she said.

Noah: Good jokes.

Jürgen: Who said that?

Girlfriend: He could already be dead! For all we know, this bitch could be a fraud!!!

Psychic: Besides, you're blind! Going out alone is too big of a risk!

Sage: I like how she completely ignored that the girl called her a bitch.

Jürgen: If I wasn't a risk taker, explain to me why my girlfriend is black!

Girlfriend: *is actually white* 🤫

Iv: 😮🤭 .....

Jürgen: So I decided to leave home, und head east to the sandy deserts of Nevada, to find my long lost son, und be the good father I never wanted to be!

... I'm not talking to anyone right now, am I?

Lola: WOW. I feel bad for the son.

Lord: Oh look at that over there!

Lady: What is it, darling?

Lord: I believe they're lesbians!

Lord and Lady: *laugh*

Lord: Well, we're British you see, and where we're from, lesbians don't exist!

Lidia: I have to disagree.

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Lidia: Just because most are in the closet doesn't mean they don't exist, I should know.

Lady: Neither does toothpaste!

Lord: Or sunshine!

Lady: Or good food!

Lord: Or sobriety.

Lord and Lady: *laugh as they drink from their flasks*

Cynthia: I can assure this is not how English people are.

Sam: *trying to put on Donna's seatbelt* Dang it, hold still, Donna!

Donna: Who taught you how to do this, a retard?!

Sam: Please don't say that word, Donna, they prefer retarded.

Donna: Well I prefer you get your hands off of me!

Sam: You know what, just for this attitude, you don't get these for a week. *throws out her crutches, sitting on the driver's seat of the car* I don't wanna hear it!

Victor: Shit, she's not walking anymore. ._.

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Nate: Why are these videos always so wild. .-.

Sam: You know, it would be nice if for once you could trust me to do one thing right!

Donna: LOOK OUT LOOK OUT LOOK OUT!!!

Clifton: *is crashed by the car, making it stop*

Gia: Oh the cat!!

Sam: Oh my word, Donna, we just hit that kitty..

Donna: WE?!?

Sam: Well you were distracting me so this is mostly on you. *goes outside with Donna*

Savanna: I'm using that excuse from now on.

Donna: Yep, that motherfucker's dead.

Sam: You thinking what I'm thinking?

Sam and Donna: Hit and run.

Sam: Yep, let's go.

Lola: *laughing* So casual!

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Austin: They've definitely done this before.

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Aiden: I regret ever agreeing to this show.

Lenny: *walking nearby* Cliffy?! Has anyone seen a beautiful cat with a big red *bleep*?

Sam: Oh my word, Donna, we done killed his cat! Quick, we gotta hide this man!!

Mabel: There's murder in this video?! O-O

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Mabel: The poor cat!! Q0Q

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Gia: How dare you kill it?! T0T

Sam and Donna: *try to hide the cat in their trunk, but fail because it won't close*

Sam: Oh God he's coming over, just keep slamming it harder until it shuts!! *runs over*

Lenny: Has any of you seen a cat? He's about this tall, he's sassy, he's black.

Sam: Didn't know it was that kind of neighborhood! *laughs*

Lenny: ...

Iv: HAH, he's just like 'ohh....'

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Iv: See, even the characters think these jokes are inappropriate.

Sam: *clears his throat* No, we have not seen your cat.

Lenny: Really? I have a picture of him!

Sam: *reading* Cash reward, dead or alive..!

Varian: And of course now they suddenly have seen the cat.

Donna: You know, our trunk latches, sometimes animals get caught up in there.

Sam: Not just us lying about a hit and run and- uh- okay. *opens the trunk, but no cat inside, GASP!* Well Donna, looks like it wasn't dead!

Lenny: What?!

Sam: Here! He's not here, so why don't we look for him together?

Lenny: Oh, you don't have to do that.

Sam: Nonsense, oh- *pushes Donna away* Not you, not you, nope, this is just, look at ya.

Lola: No filter.

Donna: But what about our day together?!

Sam: I'd rather spend this day with someone who actually trusts me!

Lenny: No, really, you don't have to-!

Sam: *dragging him away* Nonsense, I'ma help you find your kitty even if we have to walk the beach 'till sunset!!!

Victor: Poor guy. ._.

Alright so this video is much longer than the last, and it was already super long for me to write, so ima end it here.

There are a lot of comments waiting, so the next ep should probably be out tomorrow, so if you do get new comment ideas, please wait for tomorrow's episode to say them.

Anyways, that's all for today!!! If you want to see more, don't forget to leave questions, dares, and/or comments, and remember: reality is an illusion, the universe is a hologram, buy gold, BYEEEEEEE-

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