"On the fourth day of Christmas, Iva gave to us...

4 little trees

3 Christmas Carols

2 sets of lights

And a ship under the mistletoe!"

Sage: What do we need little trees for?

Decoration.

Sage: We're gonna decorate our tree with little trees? .-.

No, we're gonna decorate the stage. UwU

And the ones who get to choose where the little trees will go are today's ship, which is.....

Dipflake!

The innocent beans! UwU

-mistletoe appears-

Snow: U-um..

Dipper: It's okay, Snow, we don't have to-

Snow: *quickly kisses his cheek*

Dipper: *pink* !

Snow: S-so where are the trees..?

By the corner.

Snow: *walks over, Dip following and they put each tree in every corner* How's this..?

Ooh, cute! U3U

Dipper: Always be precise.

Shh.

So first comments are from Narrowed_Weenies:

"Hi I finally kind of got a question to ask

Idk if anyone has ever asked this but what's their favorite song? :>"

Aiden: I don't really have one.

Iv: Mine changes every day. .-.

Alyse: Mine too.

Sage: Mine three. ._.

Mabel: Mine four!

Noah: I don't think any of us have a permanent favorite song here. .-.

"What clothes do they prefer to wear?"

Sage: Hoodies.

Aiden: Hoodies.

Noah: Hoodies.

Iv: You're all basic. .-.

Noah: Ey! Q^Q

Iv: I'll usually wear crop tops, tank tops, and if it's too cold then a sweater or jacket.

Ryan: I never leave without my jacket.

Alyse: I'll wear anything as long as I have my flower crown. UwU

Sage: Little angel. QWQ

Alyse: Um, okay. .-.

Mabel: Sweaters!! UWU

Snow: I'll usually wear a dress.. 

Dipper: I'm good as long as I have my hat.

Varian: Usually jackets or buttoned up shirts.

Leo: Sunglasses with anything.

"Any favorite drinks?"

Iv and Noah: Coffee.

Sage: Frappuccino! U3U

Aiden: Mm.. I'll pick a fruit smoothie.

Alyse: Fruit punch!

Dipper: Water is fine.

Mabel: Mabel Juice! UwU

Varian: What is that?

Dipper: Please don't ask. .-.

Varian: Well, I'll go for lemonade.

Leo: I don't really have a favorite drink.

Ryan: Blood.

Aiden: The question is for a drink..

Ryan: Then whiskey.

Aiden: Better.

Pfff

Next is Detective_Quackson:

"Honestly, I have no ideas what these dares/questions are pfff

1) Favorite movie? Cuz, movies a re nice-"

Iv: Nightmare Before Christmas! UwU

Mabel: EWW, a stop motion movie!! T~T

Iv: Fuck off, that movie's awesome.

Aiden: I don't have a favorite movie, but I do like the Star Wars Saga. (Lmao nerd) <- Sage Addition

Sage: I don't have one either, but for TV shows, it's The Office. UwU

Noah: Fast & Furious.

Dipper: Any mystery documentary.

Varian: I don't really like movies all that much.

Mabel: Dream Boy High!! UwU

Dipper: Oh God why.

Leo: I'll watch anything, really.

Ryan: I have no time for movies.

Aiden: But you do for anime.

Ryan: I will slice your throat open.

Sage: DON'T FUCKING DARE.

Aiden: ._.

Okay.....? .-.

"2) People who are in a relationship.. which is basically all of you but still.. How well do you tolerate the other bs pfff-"

Kinda confused about the question, but I think it means how much do you tolerate each other, but I'm sorry if I'm wrong. QwQ

Sage: Aiden is perfect in every single fucking way, nothing about him bothers me one bit. U-U

Aiden: Maybe not perfect, but thank you. And I wouldn't change anything about you either. ^w^

Sage: *snuggles against his neck* ^w^

Iv: Noah has his.... moments, I'll say. *lightly scratches behind his ear* But I've learned how to keep him in place.

Noah: *purr purr* ~w~

Ryan, answer the question.

Ryan: I don't have a-

Liam: Q-Q

Ryan: .... Okay, fine. Liam's too nervous all the time, he needs to learn to be calm.

Liam: He has a point.

The little ones aren't really in relationships so oof-

"3) Kiss a random person that isn't your partner."

Iv: Haha, bitch you thought you were sneaky, we have a loophole. ÙwÚ

A and I: *kiss Al's head*

Alyse: Aw! ^w^

Sage: *kisses Al's head* I kiss the Angel too! QwQ

Alyse: Yay, kisses! UwU

Noah: *awkwardly kisses her head* Just to get the dare over with. .-.

Alyse: You're all my family, Sage and you are like siblings to me, so it's all good. U3U

Ryan: *kisses A's cheek*

Aiden: W-we are not doing that again!

Ryan: No promises. -w-

Sage: Back the fuck up.

Ryan: And if I don't?

Sage: BITCH-

-BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP-

Okay then.......? ._.

"4) How are you all when drunk? Because only one of you.. doesn't get drunk and defys the laws of.. well everything-"

Ryan: Proud to say that's me. *drinks his 23rd glass of whiskey*

Sage: It barely ever happens, but when Aiden gets really drunk, and I mean like really drunk, he'll get very loopy, makes a lot of jokes, and he gets really honest. .-.

Aiden: I-I do not!

Sage: Shh, yes you do.

Aiden: Well, you always ask me to do you! >^<

Sage: To be fair, that's every day, no matter the occasion.

Aiden: *red* Wha-?!

Iv: Tmi, guys, please stop. There's children here. ._.

Aiden: >\\\<

Iv: Noah doesn't really change much, to be honest. He does get more grumpy and lazy though.

Noah: *shrugs* Iv just dances a lot. Like a lot. And the simplest things will get her furious. ._.

Iv: Guilty as charged.

Ryan: You're all a bunch of weak peasants.

Iv: How dare you. .-.

Ryan: Please, I drink fifty glasses of alcohol a day and I'm fine.

Iv: Cuz you have no liver, that's cheating. ._.

Noah: Did someone say liver? O-O

Iv: You can eat later.

... what is this world. .-.

Anyways, that's all for today!!! If you want to see more, don't forget to leave questions, dares, and/or comments, and remember: reality is an illusion, the universe is a hologram, buy gold, BYEEEEEEE-

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