On the first day of Christmas, Iva gave to us...

A ship under the mistletoe!

Noah: Wait, what are we doing? .-.

We're starting the Q&A Christmas Countdown! I did this back in 2018 in my old Q&A book, and I wanted to do it again! UwU

Mabel: Ooh, cool!! OwO

Iv: I've never heard of this Christmas Countdown before. .-.

Oh, I wrote this one. And the first ship of the Christmas Countdown is.......

Siden!!!

Obviously.

That's the first ship that stick till the very end so-

Aiden: So what do we have to do?

Stand under the mistletoe and kiss.

Sage: Yay. UwU

A and S: *walk over*

Aiden: So, do-.. do we just-

Sage: Shhh. *grabs his face, kissing his lips*

Aiden: *pink* ! *kisses her back*

Wooooo, first ship done, now stop-

Sage: *pulls away* Why? QwQ

Cuz we got comments, so go back to your seats.

Sage: *sits down with A* TwT

Anywhozies-
lunathewolf949 wanted me to show this to Ryan:

Ryan: Eh?

She give you many hugs-

Ryan: ... I don't like hugs.

Take the hugs.

Ryan: No.

TAKE THE FUCKING HUGS, BITCH.

Ryan: .-.

Iv: Someone's going super sane. ._.

*ahem* Sorry about that-

Next is @officially-esme:

"oooh, i have a question and (probably) two dares. >:3

q: if your characters watch anime, what character(s) do they simp for?"

Aiden: I don't know that that means. .-.

Basically, who do you have a massive crush on, so much that you're willing to do anything for them.

Aiden: Oh, um, honestly I didn't really like anyone from an animated show like that. .-.

Ryan: I would never stoop so low.

Iv: I simp for Kiyotaka Ishimaru, Chiaki Nanami, and Shuichi Saihara from the Danganrompa games. Mostly Taka.

Noah: Who they????

Iv: They're from a video game, calm your pantalones. .-.

Noah: >^<

Oop-

"d: will your OCs mind if they react to a tiktok (with me in it, if that's okay??) i wanna know their opinions ! 😀"

She sent the link for it, but Wattpad's not letting anyone copy paste anymore (at least not me), and when I tried to write the link, it just told me the address was invalid, so I'm really sorry, Esme. 😓

Next we have Narrowed_Weenies with two comments:

"E R K -

Uhh.. who's excited for Christmas?!! :>"

Alyse: Me!! UwU

Mabel: Me too!! OwO

Noah: Me three!! O-O

Sage: You too?

Noah: I really want the new PS5. Q~Q

Sage: You can make one appear right now. .-.

Noah: Oh yeah. ... I'm happy. UwU

Sage: Dumbass.

Noah: Ey!!

Alyse: *smacks both of their heads* No fighting!! >^<

Sage: I'm sorry, Angel. QwQ

And two:

"Lmao, a lame question but- any fave subject?-"

Aiden: Well, I'm into biology.

Iv: I'm into writing, so I guess English class. .-.

Sage: Does photography count as a class?

Aiden: It would technically be a club, but yeah, I Guess.

Sage: I like taking pics of Aiden. UwU

Aiden: When?

Sage: When you're asleep. OwO

Aiden: .... K......

Sage: *snickers* I'm kidding.

Noah: I hate everything in school, nothing can change my mind.

Alyse: I love art class! Mabel and I take it together! UwU

Mabel: Yeh!! OwO

Varian: I really like chemistry. ^w^

Dipper: Sage said a club, so I'll say journalism.

Leo: Gym.

Mabel: He's awesome at soccer. 💗w💗

Leo: Um, thanks. .-.

Mabel: 💗W💗

And the last comment, something I ended the last episode on purpose for U w U

How

Did

Ryan

Really

Get

His

Scar

OwO

Ryan: You bloody bitch.

HUEHUEHUEHUE OWO

So, do you wanna answer or should I? UwU

Ryan: *growls in anger*

Let's go back in time to when little Ryan was four years old. They had just moved to a little house in the middle of the Gravity Falls woods, Cynthia was upstairs in her room, while their dad was in the kitchen.

Little Ryan had been sent to buy some beer, however, when he returned empty handed, his dad got really angry because 'apparently stores can't sell alcoholic drinks to children'. Who would've thought, right? .-.

Now he was already high out of his mind, so all it took was one knife, one swing, and little Ryan was blind in his right eye for half a year. He didn't know how to regenerate yet, but he was soon able to fix his eye.

Cynthia: Wait a damn minute, Dad loved his precious delinquent son, I find this too hard to believe. That's why I was always ignored.

Well, dearest Cynthia, the reason why your dad always ignored you was because-

Ryan: Because I always made sure he had all his attention on me.

oh he speaking now O-O

What he means is your dad would've probably killed you if Ryan let him go as he pleased. The main reason he did all the crimes he's done was because your dad would always threaten to kill you if he didn't.

So all he ever did was actually to protect you, Cyn.

Cynthia: W-what..? *looks at R, but he's not in his seat anymore* ...

The story goes way more deep than that, but this book is for humor and it's the start of the Christmas Countdown so..... that's that-

Sage: You're insane. .-.

Of course I am, what's your point? UwU

Sage: Stop stealing my dad's lines!!! >~<

No-

Anyways, that's all for today!!! If you want to see more, don't forget to leave questions, dares, and/or comments, and remember: reality is an illusion, the universe is a hologram, buy gold, BYEEEEEEE-

❤️❤️❤️

Btw, just wanna mention that this is obviously a comedy book, but I am very aware that any sort of abuse is a very serious topic that I would never make fun of in real life, but these are my characters and I like to torture them so- yeah-

Bai bai-