'What's the most Mousie thing you or anyone that isn't me has said?'

Well, Mousie, my definition of a 'Mousie thing' is generally just chaos so... Take some rather chaotic quotes that me and my friends have said:

K: I should push her down the stairs, like, pretend I've fallen and done it on accident.
R: *Nodding*
Me: I mean, if R approves of this then it has to be alright.
S: Obviously.

GC Teacher: Now remember, drugs are for mugs.

Bro: *Walks into my room* According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. It's wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care what humans think is impossible.
Me: ... Wanna play Kirby?
Bro: Yes.

K: His name... Is Alfred.
Me: ... You named that rainbow slug toy... Alfred.
K: ... Yes.

Producer: You didn't send me- Oh, you did.
T: Told ya, bawbag!

D: Higher is better!
Bro: I can't sing any higher!
D: Yes, you can.
Bro: I fucking can't!

I, uh, hope this answered your question.