'If I went to chaos war with a tornado, who'd win, who'd lose and who'd pay for it?'

I'm so sorry, Mousie! I remember reading the question when you typed it but I didn't do it because I was busy and then I straight up forgot about it so I apologize for the late answer but here it is!

Who'd win? - You, quite obviously, you have enough chaos to beat a tornado

Who'd lose? - The tornado

Who'd pay for it? - Isn't it obvious? Goose would pay for it, he's the responsible parent.

I hope that answered your question, Mousie!