Scarlet: Who was my husband?

Scarlet: Ha! That's an easy one.

Scarlet: It was...

Scarlet: ...

*Scarlet. exe has stopped working*

Later:

Scarlet: OK, surely this will help.

*checks all her portraits*

Scarlet: What? Why am I the only one in these!?

Scarlet: I do look good, though...Wait, ARRGH!

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*Scarlet checks Wiki*

Scarlet: Unknown!? What the fuck does that mean!?

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*shakes down SkyWing citizen*

Scarlet: Do you know the name of the SkyWing King?

SkyWing: There was a King?

Scarlet: ARRGH!

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Scarlet: Google, you are my only hope. Now, tell me WHO WAS MY FUCKING HUSBAND?

*beep!*

Scarlet: Wait, what does that say below the search bar?

Scarlet: Ask your goddamn kids.

Scarlet: Oh, right!

Later:

*Scarlet barges into the Sky Kingdom*

Scarlet: RUBY! VERMILION!...THE OTHER ONE!

Vermilion: Mother!? You're alive!?

Ruby: And why are you yelling?

Scarlet: I'm asking the questions here! Now, do you know the name of your father?

Ruby: Did you seriously forget?

Scarlet: Don't judge! Just, tell me what happened to him!

Ruby: Uh, you don't know? You had multiple lovers.

Scarlet: Really?

Ruby: Yeah, and you dipped each of them in molten gold.

*Ruby gestures to the dozen gold dragon statues*

Scarlet: Oh! I remember now. That's a relief.

Vermilion: Though, speaking of which, do you remember which one of those males made you with egg?

Scarlet: Neither of them. You guys were adopted.

Ruby & Vermilion: ...

Ruby: Bitch, what!?

Scarlet: Oh, wait you didn't know?

Scarlet: Woopsie! Anyway, bye! *leaves*

Ruby: I hate her so much.

Vermilion: Honestly, same.