Albatross: Do I like Vulture?

Albatross: Haha...No.

Albatross: He's a nuisance.

Scarlet: Really? I thought it might work, since you two are both crazy grandpas.

Albatross: Stay out of my business!

Scarlet: Everyone's business is my business, sea turd!

Albatross: For the last time, Vulture and I do not have any chemistry at all!

Scarlet: Then, why the fuck is he sitting on your lap?

*Vulture was indeed sitting on his lap, eating a bag of chips silently*

Vulture: *nom nom*

Albatross: ...

Albatross: *looks at Scarlet* Begone, sky witch.

Scarlet: Fuck you, wrinkly sardine.