Sunny: Who do I like?

Sunny: Definitely not Starflight.

Starflight: :(

Sunny: But, if you want to know any specific crushes, I don't really--

Tsunami: Wait, you don't know who your crush is?

Tsunami: Well, I can help you with that! It's obviously Fatespeaker.

Glory: How the fuck is that possible?

Tsunami: But just imagined...

Imagination sequence:

*Fatespeaker was hugging Sunny*

Fatespeaker: Come with me, my love! And let us make the world a better place!

Sunny: Of course! Anything for you!

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Glory: Hmm. Maybe...but what about Jambu?

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Jambu: You wanna like...hang or somethin'?

Sunny: OK!

Jambu: Hehe, cool...I don't know where I am.

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Sunny: Why exactly are you shipping me with your brother?

Glory: For one, he desperately needs a girlfriend...or anyone for that matter.

Jambu: Glory! I accidentally spilled soda on your throne again!

Glory: *sigh*

Tsunami: Glory, why was Jambu your first choice, when...

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Kinkajou: Together, my queen of sunshine! We will rule the world with fanfiction!

Sunny: Can't wait!

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Sunny: Uh, I think Kinkajou is a little too young for me.

Tsunami: Yeah, you're right, plus she's not hot enough.

Clay: Well, I know someone who's hot.

Clay: Peril!

*Peril in the background*

Peril: *when your crush ships you with everyone, but themselves*

Peril: *rip*

Tsunami: How would that work, Clay?

Clay: Well...

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Peril: Sunny, your positivity has molded me into a better dragon.

Peril: Will you marry me?

Sunny: Of course! But where's the ring?

*Peril looks at the melted gold in her talon*

Peril: Uh...

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Starflight: Clay, that is completely wrong.

Starflight: ...

Starflight: Obviously, Flame is the hottest dragon.

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Flame: So, wanna kiss...or whatever?

Sunny: Sure!

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Tsunami: Star, as a concerned friend, I have to the right to ask this: what the actual fuck?

Starflight: *shrugs*

Sunny: Guys, this isn't going anywhere--

Glory: Exactly, you guys don't make sense!

Tsunami: You don't make sense!

Starflight: Your comeback didn't make sense!

Clay: Why are we yelling!?

*Everyone argues*

Sunny: GUYS!

Sunny: I don't care about crushes at the moment.

Sunny: I'm happy being single.

Kinkajou: *comes in* Wait, is that true?

Sunny: Yeah.

Kinkajou: Oh, okay...

*Kinkajou dials on her phone, and talks quietly into it*

Kinkajou: Yeah, about that date I set you up on? Sorry dude, she's not interested.

*Meerkat was at the other end, holding a bouquet of flowers*

Meerkat: *😞*