Moonwatcher: How do I feel about Allatos being Darkstalker's son?

Moonwatcher: Surprisingly, I'm okay with it. I love Allatos very much, and that's not gonna change so easily.

Moonwatcher: Though, Darkstalker can be a pretty overbearing father in-law...

Darkstalker: *comes in* MOON, DID YOU EAT ANYTHING?

Moonwatcher: Uh, not in a while--

Darkstalker: That's outrageous! Here, have all the Snickers!

*buries her in Snickers*

Moonwatcher: Darkstalker, I really don't--

Darkstalker: Ssh! Your problems are my problems, remember?

Allatos: I am so sorry about him...

Moonwatcher: It's okay.

Darkstalker: OK, Moon. I wanna take a selfie of the two of us.

Moonwatcher: Why?

Darkstalker: So I can send it to your dad, in a way to show him that I'll always be the better father figure.

Moonwatcher: Actually--

*Click!*

Darkstalker: Too late! Thanks, Moon!

Meanwhile:

*beep!*

Morrowseer: Darkstalker sent me a text?

*looks at selfie*

Morrowseer: OH, COME ON!