*Kinkajou was walking towards her place, with a bug filled with marshmallows*

Kinkajou: Doo-dee-doo! Gonna stuff my face with marshmallows, because I got nothing better to do this Saturday 🎶

*Kinkajou opened the door to her place, and turned on the lights. There, she saw a dragon in the middle of the room, with green scales and ruffs behind her ears*

Kinkajou: AHHHHH!

Kinkajou: Who are you!? Have you come to take my marshmallows!?

Mineral: Easy! My name is Mineral, and I probably have a lot to explain...

Kinkajou: Hell yeah, you do! How did you even get in here?

Mineral: Through a wormhole.

Kinkajou: Huh?

*suddenly, Turtle walked in*

Turtle: Kinkajou, you invited me to eat marshmallows?

Turtle: Oh! Who's this?

Mineral: Good, you're both here. This will make things easier!

Turtle: What's going on?

Mineral: Well...

Mineral: I'm your daughter.

Turtle & Kinkajou: ...

Kinkajou: WHAT THE FU--

Later:

*Kinkajou, Turtle, and Mineral were eating marshmallows around a table, after a long explanation*

Kinkajou: Oh! So you came from the future?

Mineral: *nods*

Turtle: And Kinkajou and I are married?

Mineral: Pretty much.

Turtle: Yes! I can fall asleep peacefully at night.

Kinkajou: And I'm glad to know I grew up to be a pretty great mom!

Mineral: Can I have icecream before dinner?

Kinkajou: *brings out giant sundae*

Kinkajou: Eat the whole thing!

Turtle: Uh...

Meanwhile in the future:

*Kinkajou busts into social services*

Kinkajou: Which one of you bitches are gonna find my child!?

Turtle: Kinkajou, please calm down--

Kinkajou: I AM FUCKING LIVID!

Turtle: Oh boy...