Flame: We were what?

Turtle: Dared to seduce three dragons each.

Flame: Well, that might be easy for me.

Flame: I don't know about you, though...

Turtle: Hey! Some dragons find me attractive!

Flame: Like who? Your mom?

Turtle: No!

Turtle: Actually, my nanny. My mom and I were never close...

Flame: In that case, sorry for bringing that up.

Turtle: Thank you.

Flame: Anyway, am I gonna beat your ass at this, or...?

Turtle: Very well.

Later:

*the two were walking down the hall*

Flame: OK, who's gonna be our next targets?

Turtle: Please don't say it like that.

*suddenly, Kinkajou and Moonwatcher walked past*

Kinkajou: And then, I ate the whole thing.

Moonwatcher: I am both impressed and kinda scared.

Flame: Two girls in one! Here's my chance!

Turtle: Wait--

Flame: Too slow!

*Flame quickly confronts Moon and Kinkajou*

Moonwatcher: Flame?

Flame: Hey, ladies, how you--

*Turtle runs up and bumps into him, causing both of them to fall on top of each other*

Flame: You shitty tuna roll!

Turtle: Hey, Moon! Hey, Kinks!

Kinkajou: What's going on here?

Turtle: Kinkajou, I was wondering if--

Flame: *shoves him off*

Flame: What I was about to say, before I was rudely interrupted!

*Flame scoots close to Moon*

Flame: How ya doing, beautiful?

Moonwatcher: Motherfucker, I have pepper spray.

Flame: Ooh, good to see the pepper spray isn't the only thing that's spicy--

*sprays in his eyes*

Flame: FUUUUCK!

Moonwatcher: Sorry! But, you went into my personal bubble!

Kinkajou: I'll help you drag him and Turtle to the medicine cave.

Moonwatcher: What happen to Turtle?

Kinkajou: He sweated a lot, and then fainted.

Turtle: *😵*

Later:

*after the two got patched up, they were walking through school again*

Flame: Fuck, I'm almost as blind as Starflight.

Starflight: Did someone say my name?

Flame: Hell no-- Wait a minute.

*Flame smiles cheekily at Starflight*

Flame: Hey, good looking.

Starflight: Da fuck you're talking to?

Flame: You, of course! I suddenly find your smartass endearing.

Starflight: Is that so?

Flame: Yeah, so how about we hang out.

Starflight: ....Flame, did you know that blind dragons have advanced smell?

Flame: No

Starflight: Well, that's all it takes for me to smell your bullshit.

Starflight: Now, excuse me, I'm gonna walk the other way *leaves*

Turtle: Wow, you suck at this.

Flame: Would you shut up! It's not like you did any better!

Turtle: Actually, I sent a love note to Tamarin, and she responded with her own *holds up letter*

Flame: Let me see that! *grabs it*

Flame: *reads it*

Flame: Turtle, she replied with I'm blind, shithead.

Turtle: Oh, right....WAIT, THEN HOW DID SHE--

Later:

*both males were sulking in a corner*

Flame: Arrgh! This is the worse!

Turtle: We still each have one chance left.

Flame: And who'll be willing to get with us, now?

Turtle: I'm sure we'll find a way.

Flame: *looks at him*

Flame: Maybe, you're right...

Flame: Hey, Turtle. Are you doing anything tonight?

Turtle: Hmm, nothing that I know of.

Turtle: Why ask?

Flame: I was wondering if...um.

Turtle: What is it, Flame?

Flame: It's a weird request.

Turtle: I'm sure I can handle it.

Flame: I want you to be my bitch, Turtle.

Turtle: *😐*

Later:

*The Jade Winglet were relaxing together, when Turtle walked past holding a full suitcase*

Turtle: I decided to leave Pyrrhia forever. Bye, guys!

Winter: Have fun.

Qibli: Wait...what?