*Turtle was walking down the street...with Albatross on a leash*

Turtle: This is probably the weirdest shit I ever done.

Albatross: I can't believe I have to pretend to be your dog.

Turtle: It's only until we get back to your place.

Albatross: *growl*

*suddenly, Anemone and Tamarin walked towards them*

Anemone: Uh, Turtle? What are you doing?

Turtle: What do you mean? I am walking my dog.

Albatross: Woof.

Anemone: Yeah, no. That isn't a dog, that is one kinky motherfucker.

Albatross: *BARK! BARK! BARK!*

Anemone: What the fuck!?

Turtle: Albatross! Calm down!

Tamarin: Hey, I experienced with animals before, maybe I can help you?

Anemone: No, no, no! Tamarin--

Tamarin: It's okay, Anemone. I got this.

*Tamarin moved closer to Albatross, and pulled out a treat*

Tamarin: You want this treat, boy?

Albatross: ...

Tamarin: Well, you'll only get it if you calm down.

Anemone: Tammy, that isn't--

*Albatross sat down on his hunches, and ate the treat carefully*

Anemone: Da fuck?

Tamarin: Aww! Good boy! *pats his head*

Albatross: *wags tail*

Turtle: We'll be going now...

Tamarin: Bye!

*The two walked off*

Tamarin: Anemone, be honest with me...

Tamarin: I just patted a crusty-ass SeaWing, didn't I?

Anemone: Yep.

Tamarin: *facepalm*