*Turtle was relaxing on the shore*

Darkstalker: Turtle, you green scum!

Turtle: Oh, what now?

Darkstalker: You been so fucking rude, lately! Refusing to help me destroy the fruit of lies and destruction!

Turtle: You mean strawberries--

Darkstalker: So, I decided to form an army!

Turtle: What are you talking about?

Darkstalker: You'll see...

Darkstalker: COME OUT, MY PRETTIES!

*suddenly, an army of sea turtles crawled across the beach*

Turtle: Oh, what fresh hell is this?

Darkstalker: Come now! My loyal servants, to the Rain Kingdom! We will destroy everything in our path! And nothing can stop us!

Turtle: ...

Turtle: HEY, EVERYONE! FREE APPETIZERS!

*every SeaWing was brought to attention*

SeaWing: Appetizers!?

Darkstalker: Oh shit.

Later:

*the SeaWings were gathered around a huge table, for a turtle feast*

Turtle: Yum! You want some, Darkstalker?

Darkstalker: You monsters...

Turtle: C'mon, I saved you one.

Darkstalker: That was Fred!

Darkstalker: *sobs*

Turtle: OK, more for me.