Dare #91
*The Jade Winglet were suddenly transported to another universe*
Winter: Goddammit, Turtle!
Turtle: Sorry! A dare is a dare!
Winter: Where did you even send us--
Rainbow Dash: What are you?
*The Jade Winglet turned, and saw the Mane Six*
Winter: I'm an IceWing? What are you? You bugeyed pride flag haired bitch?
Twilight Sparkle: Wow, I never seen dragons like you around here.
Pinky pie: Ah! Look at this one, she looks so cute! *points to Kinkajou*
Kinkajou: Aww! I think you're cute too!
Pinky pie: Really, really, really?
Kinkajou: Yes, yes, yes!
*the two bounce around in joy*
Winter: Three moons, spare me from this hell.
Later:
*they were all in Twilight's place*
Moonwatcher: You live in a library? Sounds like a dream come true!
Twilight Sparkle: Finally! Someone that shares my views.
*meanwhile, Turtle and Fluttershy were talking in a corner*
Turtle: Ever since the enchantment, Winter has been growing hostile towards me.
Fluttershy: It's only natural that he'll be upset. Maybe, you two just need a heartfelt talk.
Turtle: OK, I'll try.
Turtle: Hey, Winter--
Winter: FUCK OFF!
Turtle: *sobs*
Fluttershy: It's alright! Please don't cry...
*Qibli came out wearing a sparkly cape and makeup*
Qibli: Guys! Rarity just gave me makeover, and I look fabulous!
Rarity: No problem, dear. I dealt with difficult cases before. So, what do you ponies think?
Applejack: Can't really pay attention, I'm a little busy here...
*Umber was drinking full jugs of apple cider*
Umber: Oh my moons, it's so good!
Rainbow Dash: Hey! Leave some for me!
Twilight Sparkle: Aha! I finally found a spell to send you back home!
*Twilight recites spell, and a big portal opened up*
Winter: So long, you freak of natures!
Rainbow Dash: Same goes for your pointy butt!
Winter: Hmm, maybe we should hang out?
Rainbow Dash: Thanks, I rather drink bleach.
Winter: Forget hanging out. Are you single?
Qibli: Bruh.
Twilight Sparkle: Quickly! Before the portal closes!
*nearby, Pinky and Kinkajou were hugging each other, crying*
Kinkajou: Nooooo! I don't wanna leave!
Winter: *sigh*
*Winter pries them apart, and drags Kinkajou to the portal*
Kinkajou: Remember me!
Pinky pie: I will!
*the Jade Winglet entered the portal, before closed shut*
Spike: *comes in*
Spike: Hey, everypony!
Spike: Did I miss anything?
Mane Six: ...
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