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Dare #91

*The Jade Winglet were suddenly transported to another universe*

Winter: Goddammit, Turtle!

Turtle: Sorry! A dare is a dare!

Winter: Where did you even send us--

Rainbow Dash: What are you?

*The Jade Winglet turned, and saw the Mane Six*

Winter: I'm an IceWing? What are you? You bugeyed pride flag haired bitch?

Twilight Sparkle: Wow, I never seen dragons like you around here.

Pinky pie: Ah! Look at this one, she looks so cute! *points to Kinkajou*

Kinkajou: Aww! I think you're cute too!

Pinky pie: Really, really, really?

Kinkajou: Yes, yes, yes!

*the two bounce around in joy*

Winter: Three moons, spare me from this hell.

Later:

*they were all in Twilight's place*

Moonwatcher: You live in a library? Sounds like a dream come true!

Twilight Sparkle: Finally! Someone that shares my views.

*meanwhile, Turtle and Fluttershy were talking in a corner*

Turtle: Ever since the enchantment, Winter has been growing hostile towards me.

Fluttershy: It's only natural that he'll be upset. Maybe, you two just need a heartfelt talk.

Turtle: OK, I'll try.

Turtle: Hey, Winter--

Winter: FUCK OFF!

Turtle: *sobs*

Fluttershy: It's alright! Please don't cry...

*Qibli came out wearing a sparkly cape and makeup*

Qibli: Guys! Rarity just gave me makeover, and I look fabulous!

Rarity: No problem, dear. I dealt with difficult cases before. So, what do you ponies think?

Applejack: Can't really pay attention, I'm a little busy here...

*Umber was drinking full jugs of apple cider*

Umber: Oh my moons, it's so good!

Rainbow Dash: Hey! Leave some for me!

Twilight Sparkle: Aha! I finally found a spell to send you back home!

*Twilight recites spell, and a big portal opened up*

Winter: So long, you freak of natures!

Rainbow Dash: Same goes for your pointy butt!

Winter: Hmm, maybe we should hang out?

Rainbow Dash: Thanks, I rather drink bleach.

Winter: Forget hanging out. Are you single?

Qibli: Bruh.

Twilight Sparkle: Quickly! Before the portal closes!

*nearby, Pinky and Kinkajou were hugging each other, crying*

Kinkajou: Nooooo! I don't wanna leave!

Winter: *sigh*

*Winter pries them apart, and drags Kinkajou to the portal*

Kinkajou: Remember me!

Pinky pie: I will!

*the Jade Winglet entered the portal, before closed shut*

Spike: *comes in*

Spike: Hey, everypony!

Spike: Did I miss anything?

Mane Six: ...




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