Dare #9
Winter: And this is an Infinity Gauntlet.
Morrowseer: And what's it do?
Winter: Basically has the power to destroy the fabric of the universe.
Darkstalker: And you sure it's safe with you?
Winter: You're one to talk!
Darkstalker: Well, you did bring this all powerful weapon to a room filled with evil masterminds.
Darkstalker: Mostly...we still don't know what Hawthorn's problem is.
Hawthorn: I made spinach tea!
Blister: Why, spinach?
Hawthorn: Why not spinach?
Morrowseer: So, what are we suppose to do with this metal glove?
Winter: Isn't it obvious?
Winter: We're gonna fight to the death for it.
Everyone: ...
Albatross: Works for me!
Later:
Turtle: WHAT'S GOING ON HERE?
*There was battle raging in the apartment, dragons on the ground, with Winter and Darkstalker doing tug o' war for the gauntlet*
Winter: Why the fuck do you need infinite power when you already have it!?
Darkstalker: I'm a fucking egoist!
Winter: So am I!
Turtle: Guys, stop! That thing is dangerous!
Winter: Not now, Turtle! I'm just about-- NO!
*the gauntlet slips out of their talons, and lands in the kitchen*
Hawthorn: Ooh, shiny!
Winter: NO--
*Snap!*
...
Hawthorn: Hmm, maybe I need to figure this glove out.
*the dragons around him were now living spinach*
Everyone: Absolutely!
Hawthorn: Or...I can make tea!
Everyone: NO!
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