*The Jade Winglet, the DoD, and the villains, were surrounding a computer*

Winter: OK, I signed in all of your damn accounts.

Kinkajou: Yes! Time to let my creative juices flow!

Winter: You know goddamn well that you'll just end up making some ludicrous fanfiction about kissing and stuff.

Kinkajou: I won't regret a single moment of it.

Winter: *sigh*

Morrowseer: *looks at computer*

Morrowseer: How does this thing work?

Winter: Oh come on, you can't be that old!

Darkstalker: Yeah, Morrowseer. What are you? Ancient?

*Darkstalker looks at computer, and sweats nervously*

Winter: .....You have no idea what is it, do you?

Darkstalker: No...

Winter: Qibli! Bring out the manual!

Qibli: Got it!

Later:

Winter: So, after an excruciating lesson with not only the villains, but fucking Tsunami of all dragons.

Tsunami: Hey! How was I suppose to know that punching the keyboard, would break it?

Winter: You're still paying for it!

Moonwatcher: Anyway, I already did my story, how about you guys?

Scarlet: Well, I did a retelling of Alice and the Wonderland, where the Queen of Hearts keeps her rightful throne.

Moonwatcher: Oh, that sounds interesting, let me see--Oh god!

Moonwatcher: ....That's a very graphic, and bloody interpretation, Scarlet.

Scarlet: Well, thank you.

Moonwatcher: *looks at other villains*

Moonwatcher: What about you, guys?

Morrowseer: Retelling of Robin Hood.

Blister & Burn: Retelling of Cinderella.

Albatross: Retelling of Red Riding Hood.

Vulture: Retelling of Beauty and the Beast.

Moonwatcher: OK, let's see them.

Moonwatcher: *reads them*

Moonwatcher: Oh...Three moons, what the actual fuck!?

Moonwatcher: No, no, no! Put them away! Put them away!

Moonwatcher: *sigh*

Hawthorn: Want to read my story?

Moonwatcher: Sure, what is it?

Hawthorn: It's an original story called Daisy Bells.

Moonwatcher: Aw, that sounds cute.

Moonwatcher: *reads it*

Moonwatcher: ...

Moonwatcher: If you need me, I'll be in therapy.

*she walks out*

Winter: Wait, what about your--

Moonwatcher: FORGET IT!

Winter: OK...

Darkstalker: Well, too bad you're stories scared Moon off, she would've loved my masterpiece.

Morrowseer: Your masterpiece, is just a polaroid of you pasted inside a scroll!

Darkstalker: Your point being?

Tsunami: Guys, clearly my story is the best.

Tsunami: It's a tragic tell, about a dragonet's deepest desire, being unfairly stolen by the green witch of the east.

Glory: For fuck's sake! I'm a queen! Get over it!

Tsunami: >:(

Kinkajou: Guys, obviously you've have mistaken. I have made the best fanfiction on earth...

Kinkajou: It's called The Wonderful Fantastic Adventurous Adventure With Kinkajou the RainWing!

Kinkajou: Featuring my original character: Sparkledust! Animus super powered AllWing with rainbow burps, and immortality! DO NOT STEAL!

Winter: Did you just have a fucking stroke?

Kinkajou: Worse. I'm going back down the fanfiction hole. A place of no return. Filled with Mary Sues, rants on Mary Sues, Shipping, Shipping Wars, Crack Shipping, and the dreaded Highschool AU...

Kinkajou: I'm in too deep. It's not too late for you. Save yourselves...

Winter: ...

Winter: I'm going to ignore that.

Qibli: Anyway, does anyone else want a turn?

Armadillo: Us!

*The kids confront them*

Qibli: Hey kids! What do you have for us?

Vanilla: We contributed to form this piece of literature.

Dawn: And it's all about us being a big happy family!

Winter: Let's see it, then.

*the kids sat by their parents, and they read the story together*

Qibli: This is really sweet of you guys.

Winter: Yeah, it's--

Winter: ....Why is there a chapter focused on Pyrrhia on fire, with our burning corpses?

Vanilla: Oops! My bad! That was made for something else...

*frequently smashes keyboard*

Vanilla: Skip, skip, skip!