Glory: Ugh, I'm giving my throne to someone else, again?

Glory: *sigh* Who is it, this time?

Darkstalker: Hello, Glory!

Glory: You gotta be shitting me.

Darkstalker: I'm not that bad.

Glory: You brainwashed my entire kingdom, you deranged fuck nugget.

Darkstalker: Yes, but that's all in the past.

Glory: I don't care! You won't rule as long as I'm standing!

Darkstalker: Even if it meant missing out on a all paid vacation to the spa streams?

Glory: ...

Minutes later:

*Glory flew over the rainforest with a packed suitcase*

Glory: Goodbye, you little shits!

RainWings: Farewell, Queen Glory!

Later:

Darkstalker: Hmm, being king of the rainforest is actually relaxing.

Jambu: Want some smoothie?

Darkstalker: Sure!

Darkstalker: *sips*

Darkstalker: Blah! What's in this!?

Jambu: My special ingredient.

Darkstalker: I have an urge to execute you...

Darkstalker: But, you seem cool.

Jambu: Alright, man.

Deathbringer: Uh, where's Glory?

Darkstalker: Haven't you heard? I'm king for the day, and Glory went on vacation.

Deathbringer: She went on vacation... without me?

Darkstalker: Ain't you more concerned about a murderer leading your tribe?

*Deathbringer falls to the ground*

Deathbringer: My queen abandoned me... *sobs*

Darkstalker: Oh shit, is this seriously suppose to be my bodyguard?

Jambu: You should probably comfort him, man.

Darkstalker: For the love of--

Deathbringer: *sobs!*

Darkstalker: *sigh*

*Darkstalker pats Deathbringer on the head*

Darkstalker: There, there...you incompetent fool.

Deathbringer: *sniff* You sound just like her...

Deathbringer: *cries* I MISS HER ALREADY!

Darkstalker: ...

Darkstalker: Yeah, fuck this.

10 seconds later:

*Darkstalker flew over the rainforest, with a packed suitcase*

Darkstalker: Goodbye, you little shits!

NightWings: You're alive!?