Dare #87
Winter: So, you were dared to try make us laugh?
Qibli: Yup! And for the number of times I get a laugh, is the number of times I can give the punishment of my choice.
Kinkajou: What if we don't laugh?
Qibli: Well, then you'll get to give out punishments to me.
Qibli: But, that will never happen, because I'm a master comedian!
Later:
Qibli: So, what do you get when you mix a superiority complex with a short tampered Christmas elf?
Winter: I know where this is going, and I don't like it.
Qibli: Possibly the majority of the IceWings.
Kinkajou: Hahaha! It's funny, cuz' it's true!
Winter: The point is not to laugh, tree rat!
Qibli: One down!
Winter: Like you can do that again!
Qibli: OK, how many MudWings does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Winter: None. They're all dumb.
Umber: Nice, Winter. Nice.
Qibli: Actually, it takes one...but, at the same time, they do everything with their siblings, so the buddy gotta wait until they come home first.
Umber: OK, that's a little funny. Hehe.
Winter: You're dooming yourself!
Moonwatcher: Don't worry, Winter. He ain't going through to me.
Qibli: Hey, Moon! I want to meet my little friend.
*pulls put puppet that looked like Winter*
Qibli: This is Mini Winter.
Mini Winter: I hate everything! Except for the things I don't hate!
Winter: Hey! I don't like how accurate that is!
Moonwatcher: *snort! snort!*
Winter: Oh god, the demon incantation is back.
Turtle: Don't worry, I have will of steel--
Qibli: Maybe, we should tell Winter to clam down. Can't he see, my jokes are totally coral? We're having a whale of a time, ain't we, Turtle?
Turtle: *laughs*
Winter: Are you kidding me!?
Turtle: C'mon! The man's a genius!
Winter: He made fucking puns!
Qibli: Yup, I'm filled pun-tiful with delight. Ha!
Winter: I'm going to kill you.
Qibli: There's gotta be someway I can make you laugh.
Winter: Not gonna happen.
Qibli: Hmm.
Qibli: Kinkajou, here's a banana.
Kinkajou: Yay!
*takes banana from him, and pulls back the peel...but there was nothing inside the peel*
Kinkajou: ...
Kinkajou: WHYYYYYYY!? *😭*
Winter: HAHAHAHAHA!
Winter: Ah, crap.
Qibli: Yes!
Winter: OK, what punishment do you have for us?
Kinkajou: Ain't I punished enough? *sniff*
Qibli: The punishment is...
Qibli: You have to all go to my Standup Show next Saturday.
Winter: I'll be there....throwing tomatoes at you from the front seat.
Mini Winter: As if, you can throw at all, daisy.
Winter: OK, I don't like your sass!
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