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Dare #87

Winter: So, you were dared to try make us laugh?

Qibli: Yup! And for the number of times I get a laugh, is the number of times I can give the punishment of my choice.

Kinkajou: What if we don't laugh?

Qibli: Well, then you'll get to give out punishments to me.

Qibli: But, that will never happen, because I'm a master comedian!

Later:

Qibli: So, what do you get when you mix a superiority complex with a short tampered Christmas elf?

Winter: I know where this is going, and I don't like it.

Qibli: Possibly the majority of the IceWings.

Kinkajou: Hahaha! It's funny, cuz' it's true!

Winter: The point is not to laugh, tree rat!

Qibli: One down!

Winter: Like you can do that again!

Qibli: OK, how many MudWings does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Winter: None. They're all dumb.

Umber: Nice, Winter. Nice.

Qibli: Actually, it takes one...but, at the same time, they do everything with their siblings, so the buddy gotta wait until they come home first.

Umber: OK, that's a little funny. Hehe.

Winter: You're dooming yourself!

Moonwatcher: Don't worry, Winter. He ain't going through to me.

Qibli: Hey, Moon! I want to meet my little friend.

*pulls put puppet that looked like Winter*

Qibli: This is Mini Winter.

Mini Winter: I hate everything! Except for the things I don't hate!

Winter: Hey! I don't like how accurate that is!

Moonwatcher: *snort! snort!*

Winter: Oh god, the demon incantation is back.

Turtle: Don't worry, I have will of steel--

Qibli: Maybe, we should tell Winter to clam down. Can't he see, my jokes are totally coral? We're having a whale of a time, ain't we, Turtle?

Turtle: *laughs*

Winter: Are you kidding me!?

Turtle: C'mon! The man's a genius!

Winter: He made fucking puns!

Qibli: Yup, I'm filled pun-tiful with delight. Ha!

Winter: I'm going to kill you.

Qibli: There's gotta be someway I can make you laugh.

Winter: Not gonna happen.

Qibli: Hmm.

Qibli: Kinkajou, here's a banana.

Kinkajou: Yay!

*takes banana from him, and pulls back the peel...but there was nothing inside the peel*

Kinkajou: ...

Kinkajou: WHYYYYYYY!? *😭*

Winter: HAHAHAHAHA!

Winter: Ah, crap.

Qibli: Yes!

Winter: OK, what punishment do you have for us?

Kinkajou: Ain't I punished enough? *sniff*

Qibli: The punishment is...

Qibli: You have to all go to my Standup Show next Saturday.

Winter: I'll be there....throwing tomatoes at you from the front seat.

Mini Winter: As if, you can throw at all, daisy.

Winter: OK, I don't like your sass!











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