Dare #83
Winter: GUYS!
Kinkajou: Winter, you're late for our annual Monopoly Night.
Qibli: Turtle is slowly losing will to exist.
*cue to Turtle laying facedown in a bowl of chips.
Turtle: I already lost it...
Winter: Fuck your Monopoly! There's someone I want you to meet.
*pulls in a RainWing, with molten gold scales, half moon spectacles, and silver eyes*
Winter: Everyone, this is Apricot.
Apricot: Hey!
Qibli: Uh, hey there.
Qibli: Winter, what is this?
Winter: Well, for your information, Apricot is the solution to all our problems.
Turtle: Can she make me feel better about myself?
Winter: No, call a damn therapist.
Turtle: *😢*
Winter: Actually, she can remove animus enchantments.
Kinkajou: Really?
Winter: Yep, which will reverse all the fuckery Turtle caused.
Turtle: I just wanna be loved.
Winter: OK, Apricot, do your thing.
Apricot: I can only remove small enchantments, but I'll try my best...
*puts talons on the floor, and her eyes narrowed in concentration*
Moonwatcher: Are you sure this will work, Winter?
Winter: Don't worry, this will be over in a--
Apricot: Can't do it.
Winter: ...what?
Apricot: I can't remove the spell. Sorry.
Winter: So, we're still stuck like this?
Apricot: Pretty much.
Winter: OK, excuse me...
*walks over to Turtle, pushes him aside, and plants his face into the bowl of chips*
Winter: *sobs*
Kinkajou: Winter, I know you're sad, and it's gonna be alright. But...must you disrespect the Cheetos?
Winter: *SOBS*
Kinkajou: Oh boy...
Later:
*Apricot was taking walk outside*
Apricot: I feel bad for disappointing Winter. But, at least we got to cheer him up with a game of Monopoly.
Flashback:
Winter: Ha! I got new land! Read it and weep, bitches!
Turtle: Why are all here? Just to suffer?
Qibli: Turtle, I am very concerned.
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Apricot: And what a nice night for a walk--
???: Psst!
*she turns, and saw Darkstalker in a long trenchcoat and a hat*
Darkstalker: Hey, kid. I heard you can remove animus magic, mind helping my friends and I?
Apricot: Uh, I'm not allowed to talk to strangers...or a suspicious weirdo in a trenchcoat.
Darkstalker: C'mon! I'm not suspicious at all!
Darkstalker: Now, get into my white windowless van.
*a van was parked nearby, with Hawthorn behind the wheel*
Hawthorn: I am not an experienced driver!
Apricot: ...I'm gonna go *runs*
Darkstalker: Wait! No--Ah, fuck!
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