Scarlet: Hmm, what a nice day it is.

Scarlet: The sun is shining, everything is peaceful--WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?

Morrowseer: What do you-- AH!

*on the wall, was a dragon. He was pitch black, with a mix of red and gold scales. He had two blood red tear markings, and a tattered coat*

Albatross: Who are you?

Lazarus: My name is Lazarus, and I mean no harm--

*Scarlet swatted his head with a fly swatter*

Lazarus: ...What was that?

Scarlet: I can't kill you, so this is the next best thing.

Lazarus: Well, stop it's annoying.

Scarlet: In that case...

*swatting intensifies*

Darkstalker: OK, this getting weird, I'm calling someone.

Later:

*the Jade Winglet arrived a moment later, and talked to Lazarus*

Moonwatcher: So, you're just hiding?

Lazarus: Affirmative.

Kinkajou: But, why?

Lazarus: Because I was animus cursed as an egg. I loose control at the sight of blood.

Winter: So, how bloodthirsty do you think you are?: vampire level or mosquito level?

Lazarus: Uh, the first one.

Winter: Interesting.

Winter: *holds up wooden stake* Die! Monster scum!

Moonwatcher: Winter!

Qibli: Where did you get that!?

Winter: That's not important, so let me stab him!

*tries to attack Lazarus, but his Winglet holds him back*

Qibli: Oh my god, would you just relax--

Qibli: Ow! I just cut myself on your stupid stick!

Lazarus: *hiss..*

Qibli: Oh no...

*Lazarus pounces on him*

Qibli: *girly screaming*

Albatross: I like that kid.

Later:

Winter: Fortunately, Qibli is alive.

*nearby, Qibli was rocking himself on the ground*

Qibli: Everything they said in Twilight was a lie...

Winter: *turns to Lazarus* You're paying for his therapy.

Lazarus: Sorry.