Dare #76
*the villains were up late, watching Bob Ross*
Burn: Wow...this guy's voice makes me not want to kill everyone in this room.
Scarlet: I know, it's so appealing.
Darkstalker: Huh...that's how you paint a cloud? Interesting.
Morrowseer: Guys, maybe this is what we need to built up teamwork. Painting!
Darkstalker: Wow, I'm surprised you of dragons suggested that.
Morrowseer: What can I say? I'm invested!
Albatross: Then what are we waiting for? Let's make art!
10 minutes later:
*the entire apartment was trashed, with paint splatters everywhere*
Morrowseer: HOW THE FUCK DO YOU THIS!?
Darkstalker: I don't know! It looked easier in the video!
Scarlet: Hawthorn! Stop hogging all the green paint!
Hawthorn: Never! *hugs paint cans*
Vulture: Hey, Albatross, how about you paint me like your French dragon~
Albatross: Darling, I cannot deal right now, because I am painting fucking fruit!
Albatross: ....and I just made the orange red by accident.
Albatross: *stabs canvas*
Vulture: I'll come back later... *runs*
*Morrowseer was listening to Bob Ross on headphones, while painting furiously*
Morrowseer: Yes! I am learning from my mistakes! STOP TREATING ME LIKE A CHILD, BOB!
*Blister was on the ground, with a paint can stuck on her head*
Blister: This isn't working out...
Darkstalker: You're right, there's only one painting master I know of that can fix this...
Later:
*Whiteout was painting a portrait for the villains*
Darkstalker: Thanks, sis, from coming all this way from...death, just to help us.
Whiteout: You brought me here--
Darkstalker: Haha! My sister's a riot!
Morrowseer: So, are you painting us?
*Whiteout nodded, then showed them the painting, that had all f them together*
Scarlet: Hmm. A little too much blue, but otherwise, it looks good.
Darkstalker: See, painting worked out after all.
Blister: I STILL HAVE A FUCKING CAN STUCK ON MY HEAD!
Darkstalker: Oh yeah...
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