Dare #75
Winter: Oh my moons, I have entered crazyville.
*a dragon stood before him, with thick armoured scales, and glowing stripes*
Radon: Greetings, my name is Radon.
Winter: I'm getting a bit tired asking this same question: but, what the fuck are you?
Radon: I am an ArmorWing. My tribe is especially known for our high heat tolerance, glow scales, and--
Radon: Why is this dragon poking me with a stick?
Kinkajou: *poke poke*
Winter: Oh, she has a rare mental condition: called gremlin disorder.
Radon: That's sounds serious.
Winter: It is, I don't know how long the poor thing's gonna last--
*Kinkajou throws stick at him*
Winter: Ow! How dare you, gremlin!?
Kinkajou: I'm not a gremlin, you igloo fuck!
Kinkajou: Also, it's really nice to meet you, Radon. Sorry for poking you, what were you gonna say?
Radon: I was gonna say that my tribe has venom.
Kinkajou: Oh! Mine too!
Radon: So, you also inject it into your prey?
Kinkajou: Inject? No, we shoot it from our fangs, and it corrodes stuff.
Radon: Yeah, that doesn't sound right...
Kinkajou: Wut?
Radon: Venom is supposed to injected into the bloodstream. Poison is digested. And as for your weaponry, that is acid spitting from your fangs, not venom.
Kinkajou: ...Oh
Radon: Are you okay?
Kinkajou: Oh yeah, I'm just gonna...
*sits in the corner, to rethink life*
Radon: ...
Winter: Hey! Didn't you also say you invulnerable to heat?
Radon: Yes.
Winter: Well, better not let Peril see you.
Radon: Who's Peril--
*Peril jumps from the ceiling*
Peril: DID I HEAR HEAT RESISTED SCALES!?
Radon: WHAT THE--
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