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Dare #71

*Scarlet, Blister, and Burn, were having a girl's night out*

Scarlet: FUCK YOU!

Blister: Scarlet! Your top hat landed on the jail card! Therefore, you are in JAIL!

Scarlet: I demand to speak with a lawyer!

Burn: Guys, I don't think Monopoly was a bad idea. Let's do something else.

Blister: Good idea, especially since Scarlet is a being a sore loser.

Scarlet: *😬*

Blister: So, what do you suggest we do, Sister?

Burn: Well, I did some research on sleepovers, and there seems to be a famous activity that kept being repeated.

Scarlet: Pillow fights?

Burn: No, you utter moron. Summoning demons.

Burn: And I happened to have what we need right here.

*holds up red book*

Blister: Where did you get that?

Burn: Albatross's room.

Blister: Of course.

Burn: Now, all we need to do it follow the instructions.

Minutes later:

*there was a symbol spray painted on the floor*

Burn: OK, now to speak the incantation.

Scarlet: So, what will our three wishes be?

Blister: Scarlet, we're not summoning a fucking genie. If anything, the demon will come to kill one of us.

Burn: Let's hope I'm lucky to picked. Anyway...

Burn: CHANT! CHANT! CHANT!

*The three waited...but nothing happened*

Scarlet: Huh, guess that was a waste of time--

*Darkstalker crashes out through the floor*

Darkstalker: WHO SUMMONED ME?

Three: AHHHHH--!

Later:

Blister: Well, that was awful.

Burn: And Darkstalker stole all our snacks!

Scarlet: At least, it can't get any worse.

*a police suddenly crashed into the room*

Police: Scarlet! You are in trial for physical assault on an orphan!

Scarlet: All I did was throw a ring in his eye! The fucker can walk it off!

*police handcuffs her*

Police: You're under arrest! *drags her away*

Scarlet: Avenge me, you two! AVENGE ME!

*both leave*

Burn & Blister: ...

Burn Want some popcorn?

Blister: Sure!

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