Dare #71
*Scarlet, Blister, and Burn, were having a girl's night out*
Scarlet: FUCK YOU!
Blister: Scarlet! Your top hat landed on the jail card! Therefore, you are in JAIL!
Scarlet: I demand to speak with a lawyer!
Burn: Guys, I don't think Monopoly was a bad idea. Let's do something else.
Blister: Good idea, especially since Scarlet is a being a sore loser.
Scarlet: *😬*
Blister: So, what do you suggest we do, Sister?
Burn: Well, I did some research on sleepovers, and there seems to be a famous activity that kept being repeated.
Scarlet: Pillow fights?
Burn: No, you utter moron. Summoning demons.
Burn: And I happened to have what we need right here.
*holds up red book*
Blister: Where did you get that?
Burn: Albatross's room.
Blister: Of course.
Burn: Now, all we need to do it follow the instructions.
Minutes later:
*there was a symbol spray painted on the floor*
Burn: OK, now to speak the incantation.
Scarlet: So, what will our three wishes be?
Blister: Scarlet, we're not summoning a fucking genie. If anything, the demon will come to kill one of us.
Burn: Let's hope I'm lucky to picked. Anyway...
Burn: CHANT! CHANT! CHANT!
*The three waited...but nothing happened*
Scarlet: Huh, guess that was a waste of time--
*Darkstalker crashes out through the floor*
Darkstalker: WHO SUMMONED ME?
Three: AHHHHH--!
Later:
Blister: Well, that was awful.
Burn: And Darkstalker stole all our snacks!
Scarlet: At least, it can't get any worse.
*a police suddenly crashed into the room*
Police: Scarlet! You are in trial for physical assault on an orphan!
Scarlet: All I did was throw a ring in his eye! The fucker can walk it off!
*police handcuffs her*
Police: You're under arrest! *drags her away*
Scarlet: Avenge me, you two! AVENGE ME!
*both leave*
Burn & Blister: ...
Burn Want some popcorn?
Blister: Sure!
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