*in a peaceful farm, Winter was working*

Winter: *blissful sigh*

*Winter spent the whole day, doing work on the farm, planting potatoes, looking at the sky, before resting on his porch*

Winter: Ah, this is the life...

*ring!*

Winter: *picks up phone*

Winter: Hello?

Qibli: Winter, where the fuck are you!?

Winter: About that, I moved to another planet.

Kinkajou: Which actually did it!?

Winter: Duh, I'm safer here than I'll ever be there!

Turtle: Winter, you didn't once think to let us know you'd be skipping planets?

Winter: Nah.

Moonwatcher: Winter, it has been weeks! You have to return home!

Winter: No way! I'm finally getting some rest.

Qibli: I swear, we will go NASA on your ass, if you don't come back!

Winter: I'm living the best life here, so don't think I'll be returning for nothing. This place is perfect--

*ROAR!*

Winter: ...

Winter: On second thought, I'll be right over.

*rushes home to pack his potatoes*

Winter: shit, shit, shit, shit!