Dare #59
*in the villains apartment, everything seemed normal at first*
Scarlet: Bingo!
Morrowseer: That's it, I ain't playing checkers with you anymore.
*suddenly, a giant portal appeared, and a couple of dragons stepped out. The mysterious dragons happened to be genderbent versions of the villains!*
Morrowseer: Da fuck?
Darkstalker: Ooh, who's this beauty?
Fem!Darkstalker: Not so bad yourself, handsome.
Blister: I am officially weirded out.
Male!Blister: Same.
Burn: Agreed. And for some reason, I have an urge to beat the crap out of this guy *points to her male counterpart*
Male!Burn: You wanna fight, bitch?
Burn: Now you done it!
*Both Burns lunged at each other, and started wrestling*
Fem!Hawthorn: Are you me?
Hawthorn: Yes, but crazier.
Fem!Hawthorn: Hmm.
Hawthorn: Hmm.
Both: Hmm.
Scarlet: So, we can both agree that everyone here is below us?
Male!Scarlet: Sweetie, I have been thinking that ever since I stepped in here.
Both: Thrilling!
Morrowseer: ...
Fem!Morrowseer: ...
Morrowseer: This madness must be stopped.
Fem!Morrowseer: Absolutely.
Fem!Morrowseer: OK, everyone! We're leaving!
Vulture: Aww! But I was just about to seduce both Albatrosses!
Fem!Albatross: If you come near me, I'll cut ya.
Vulture: Feisty!
Fem!Vulture: I know, right?
*Fem!Morrowseer grabbed all the genderbent villains, and threw them back into the portal, along with herself*
Morrowseer: Well, that was something.
Burn: Jokes on that motherfucker, I won that fight!
Blister: You were literally fighting yourself, don't act proud!
Later:
*all the villains were gathered, watching TV*
Morrowseer: Finally, a semi-normal afternoon!
Darkstalker: I suppose *eats popcorn*
*ding dong!"
Blister: Hawthorn! See who it is!
Hawthorn: OK! *goes to the door and opens it*
Hawthorn: Oh! Hey there?
???: Hey, is there a dragon named Darkstalker here?
Hawthorn: Of course!
Hawthorn: Darkstalker, someone's here to see you.
Darkstalker: If it's Mother with more casserole, I swear--
*He turned and then stopped cold. In the doorway, stood non other than Clearsight*
Clearsight: Hey...did you miss me?
Morrowseer: Holy shit.
Scarlet: Turn off the TV! This is way more interesting! *grabs popcorn*
*Darkstalker approached her*
Darkstalker: You're... alive?
Clearsight: *smiles* So are you.
Clearsight: I think we have a lot to talk about...
Darkstalker: Yes, but first...
*He hugged her, and eventually, she hugged him back*
Morrowseer: *sniff*
Blister: Aww! Is the big strong NightWing tearing up?
Morrowseer: No! There must be poison in the air or something...
Hawthorn: *whispers* How did he know...?
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