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Dare #59

*in the villains apartment, everything seemed normal at first*

Scarlet: Bingo!

Morrowseer: That's it, I ain't playing checkers with you anymore.

*suddenly, a giant portal appeared, and a couple of dragons stepped out. The mysterious dragons happened to be genderbent versions of the villains!*

Morrowseer: Da fuck?

Darkstalker: Ooh, who's this beauty?

Fem!Darkstalker: Not so bad yourself, handsome.

Blister: I am officially weirded out.

Male!Blister: Same.

Burn: Agreed. And for some reason, I have an urge to beat the crap out of this guy *points to her male counterpart*

Male!Burn: You wanna fight, bitch?

Burn: Now you done it!

*Both Burns lunged at each other, and started wrestling*

Fem!Hawthorn: Are you me?

Hawthorn: Yes, but crazier.

Fem!Hawthorn: Hmm.

Hawthorn: Hmm.

Both: Hmm.

Scarlet: So, we can both agree that everyone here is below us?

Male!Scarlet: Sweetie, I have been thinking that ever since I stepped in here.

Both: Thrilling!

Morrowseer: ...

Fem!Morrowseer: ...

Morrowseer: This madness must be stopped.

Fem!Morrowseer: Absolutely.

Fem!Morrowseer: OK, everyone! We're leaving!

Vulture: Aww! But I was just about to seduce both Albatrosses!

Fem!Albatross: If you come near me, I'll cut ya.

Vulture: Feisty!

Fem!Vulture: I know, right?

*Fem!Morrowseer grabbed all the genderbent villains, and threw them back into the portal, along with herself*

Morrowseer: Well, that was something.

Burn: Jokes on that motherfucker, I won that fight!

Blister: You were literally fighting yourself, don't act proud!

Later:

*all the villains were gathered, watching TV*

Morrowseer: Finally, a semi-normal afternoon!

Darkstalker: I suppose *eats popcorn*

*ding dong!"

Blister: Hawthorn! See who it is!

Hawthorn: OK! *goes to the door and opens it*

Hawthorn: Oh! Hey there?

???: Hey, is there a dragon named Darkstalker here?

Hawthorn: Of course!

Hawthorn: Darkstalker, someone's here to see you.

Darkstalker: If it's Mother with more casserole, I swear--

*He turned and then stopped cold. In the doorway, stood non other than Clearsight*

Clearsight: Hey...did you miss me?

Morrowseer: Holy shit.

Scarlet: Turn off the TV! This is way more interesting! *grabs popcorn*

*Darkstalker approached her*

Darkstalker: You're... alive?

Clearsight: *smiles* So are you.

Clearsight: I think we have a lot to talk about...

Darkstalker: Yes, but first...

*He hugged her, and eventually, she hugged him back*

Morrowseer: *sniff*

Blister: Aww! Is the big strong NightWing tearing up?

Morrowseer: No! There must be poison in the air or something...

Hawthorn: *whispers* How did he know...?

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