Dare #50
Flame: Show affection to each of the Jade Mountain, and one of the villains.
Flame: OK, now I see why Winter calls you torturers.
Flame: Argh, let's get this over with.
Later:
*Flame walks in to see the Jade Winglet*
Winter: What are you doing here?
Flame: Shut up, I'm here to give you something.
Winter: Oh yeah? What is it?
Flame: This...
*pats Winter on the head*
Flame: You're a good boy.
Winter: Uh...thanks?
Flame: *pats Qibli on the head*
Flame: So are you.
Qibli: This is the only praise I will be receiving, and I'll gladly take it.
*Flame turned to Moonwatcher*
Flame: NightWing!
Moonwatcher: My name is Moon--
Flame: Whatever. Anyway, here!
*tosses her some aspirin*
Flame: For your headaches. Fucking take care of yourself, it's not that hard.
Moonwatcher: Oh, thank you...
Kinkajou: What do you have for me!?
Flame: A well deserved shut up...Also, this.
*hands her a baby sloth*
Kinkajou: Aww! I love her so much!
Flame: And Turtle.
Turtle: Yeah?
Flame: No matter how much you try to deny it: you're relevant.
Turtle: ...
Turtle: *sob* I really needed to hear that...
Flame: OK, lastly *turns to Umber*
Umber: *😓*
*Flame kissed him on the cheek*
Umber: ...
Umber: *😳*
Flame: OK, later losers *leaves*
Winter: ....What the hell just happened?
Kinkajou: I'll tell you happened, I have a child now! *snuggles sloth*
Later:
Morrowseer: For the last time, Scarlet, we're playing checkers!
Scarlet: I don't see why that excludes the fact that I have to win every game!
Flame: *barges in*
Darkstalker: What in three moons--
Flame: Shut up.
*walks across the room, to where Morrowseer was*
Morrowseer: What do you want, brat?
Flame: *hugs him*
Morrowseer: ...
Flame: I fucking hate you.
Morrowseer: ...
Morrowseer: *hugs him back*
Morrowseer: You're one fucked up kid.
Scarlet: I don't know what's happening, but I have an urge to take pictures for blackmail.
Darkstalker: Way ahead of you *click! click!*
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