Vulture: Well, isn't this nice?

*Vulture and Albatross were having a candlelit dinner*

Vulture: Honestly, I don't usually go for SeaWings. But something about your murderous eyes attracts me, you know?

Albatross: I hate everything about this.

Vulture: I do enjoy the sound of your voice, it's very soothing.

Albatross: I will kill you in your sleep.

Vulture: It's funny that you assume I sleep.

Vulture: Anyway, I heard you were a prince, do you happen to have money left to buy me something pretty?

Albatross: *growl*

Vulture: Grrrrrr! Keep growling, I love it.

???: Oh jeez, now I'm grossed out.

Vulture: What-- Did that voice come from underneath the table?

???: No! I am merely a fragment of your deranged mind!

*Vulture looks under table, and saw Kinkajou*

Vulture: What the fuck are you doing here?

Kinkajou: When there's a match, I must be there to witness it. It's kinda my thing.

Vulture: You're ruining a perfect date!

Kinkajou: You do know that Albatross is an infinite bucket of complete looniness.

Vulture: I don't know what you mean.

Kinkajou: He's eating the table!

Albatross: *chomp chomp*

Vulture: Maybe, he's hungry. Dinner will arriving soon.

*waiter comes up*

Waiter: Here's your food--

*Albatross attacks him*

Waiter: AHHHHH! IT HURTS! MERCY MERCY!

Vulture: Aww, isn't he charming?

Waiter: HE HAS MY LEG!