Darkstalker: Steady...Steady, steady!

Blister: Shut the fuck up, and let me work.

*Hawthorn was fast asleep, and the villains were trying to take the stuffed hippo that he was hugging*

Morrowseer: This is stupid beyond levels that the universe itself cannot grasp.

Burn: Be quiet! Also, Sister, hurry up!

Blister: I'm trying!

Darkstalker: Argh, just let me do it!

*uses animus magic and makes the hippo float out of Hawthorn's arms*

Morrowseer: You could've done that a minute ago!

Darkstalker: Well, I grew bored of your tactics.

Scarlet: Good, now all we need to do it destroy--

*hiss!*

Blister: ...What was that--

*they're immediately attacked by vipers*

Villains: AHHHHH!

*Hawthorn grabbed the hippo back*

Hawthorn: Good work, Fluffy and Hissy. You deserve extra treats tonight.

Hawthorn: *hugs hippo*