Dare #45
*The villains were all in an amusement park*
Morrowseer: OK, here are the rules: no maiming, no running off, and no causing property damage.
Scarlet: But, you said we were gonna have fun!
Morrowseer: Your fun comes in artificial food and unsafe rides! Now let's get this over with!
Later:
Morrowseer: Burn! For the last time, you cannot cause fistfights over cotton candy!
Burn: But--
Morrowseer: You wait in line like a normal dragon!
Morrowseer: And Darkstalker, what in three moons are you doing?
*Darkstalker started a kissing booth*
Darkstalker: Rewarding my adoring fans.
Morrowseer: Get away from that booth, moron!
Darkstalker: You have to pay me first~
Morrowseer: *eternal sounds of disgust*
Darkstalker: OK, now I'm offended.
Morrowseer: Whatever. Someone wake Albatross and Vulture up, we're getting ready the rollercoaster!
*Vulture and Albatross were sleeping on a bench*
Vulture & Albatross: *snore!*
Scarlet: But Morrowseer! I was just crowned Queen of the apple bobbing competition, I can't leave my paparazzi waiting.
Morrowseer: For fuck's sake!
Blister: Hey, Morrowseer?
Morrowseer: What now?
Blister: I was wondering, while the others keep our spot in line, maybe we can have a round in the Tunnel Of Love?
Morrowseer: *blushes* Oh, uh, I'll have to say--
*realizes something*
Morrowseer: OH FUCK NO!
Blister: Fine! Have it that way, asshole!
Morrowseer: N-no! I mean, Hawthorn's gone!
Burn: What? Where could that weirdo have gone?
*a voice rang through park*
Monitor: Hello! If anyone is missing an overgrown green child, please report to the help center.
Villains: Oh, come on...
Later:
*after the rollercoaster ride, the villains were now leaving the park*
Morrowseer: Well, that was the worse.
Darkstalker: It was alright, at least we got Hawthorn a toy.
Hawthorn: *holding a stuffed hippo*
Morrowseer: Yep, after Burn set fire to the fucking booth.
Burn: The game was rigged!
Scarlet: And on the bright side, we got a picture while on the rollercoaster!
*shows picture*
Blister: Wow, I never seen you so expressive, Morrowseer.
Morrowseer: That's because I was screaming for dear life.
Darkstalker: At least, we had a little fun.
Darkstalker: But I can't help but thing that we're forgetting something...
Meanwhile:
*Albatross and Vulture were still on the bench*
Albatross & Vulture: *snore!*
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