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Dare #45

*The villains were all in an amusement park*

Morrowseer: OK, here are the rules: no maiming, no running off, and no causing property damage.

Scarlet: But, you said we were gonna have fun!

Morrowseer: Your fun comes in artificial food and unsafe rides! Now let's get this over with!

Later:

Morrowseer: Burn! For the last time, you cannot cause fistfights over cotton candy!

Burn: But--

Morrowseer: You wait in line like a normal dragon!

Morrowseer: And Darkstalker, what in three moons are you doing?

*Darkstalker started a kissing booth*

Darkstalker: Rewarding my adoring fans.

Morrowseer: Get away from that booth, moron!

Darkstalker: You have to pay me first~

Morrowseer: *eternal sounds of disgust*

Darkstalker: OK, now I'm offended.

Morrowseer: Whatever. Someone wake Albatross and Vulture up, we're getting ready the rollercoaster!

*Vulture and Albatross were sleeping on a bench*

Vulture & Albatross: *snore!*

Scarlet: But Morrowseer! I was just crowned Queen of the apple bobbing competition, I can't leave my paparazzi waiting.

Morrowseer: For fuck's sake!

Blister: Hey, Morrowseer?

Morrowseer: What now?

Blister: I was wondering, while the others keep our spot in line, maybe we can have a round in the Tunnel Of Love?

Morrowseer: *blushes* Oh, uh, I'll have to say--

*realizes something*

Morrowseer: OH FUCK NO!

Blister: Fine! Have it that way, asshole!

Morrowseer: N-no! I mean, Hawthorn's gone!

Burn: What? Where could that weirdo have gone?

*a voice rang through park*

Monitor: Hello! If anyone is missing an overgrown green child, please report to the help center.

Villains: Oh, come on...

Later:

*after the rollercoaster ride, the villains were now leaving the park*

Morrowseer: Well, that was the worse.

Darkstalker: It was alright, at least we got Hawthorn a toy.

Hawthorn: *holding a stuffed hippo*

Morrowseer: Yep, after Burn set fire to the fucking booth.

Burn: The game was rigged!

Scarlet: And on the bright side, we got a picture while on the rollercoaster!

*shows picture*

Blister: Wow, I never seen you so expressive, Morrowseer.

Morrowseer: That's because I was screaming for dear life.

Darkstalker: At least, we had a little fun.

Darkstalker: But I can't help but thing that we're forgetting something...

Meanwhile:

*Albatross and Vulture were still on the bench*

Albatross & Vulture: *snore!*


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