Scarlet: *unholy screaming*

Darkstalker: Scarlet! What the fuck?

Scarlet: THAT!

*points to a red and black protogen, standing before them*

Spark: Hi, the name's Spark!

Darkstalker: *gasp* It's a cyborg fluffy boi!

Scarlet: It's a ungodly mix of nature and metal!

Darkstalker: I can see you don't like cute things.

Scarlet: I like them better when they're dead!

*The Jade Winglet and DoD suddenly came in*

Sunny: Aww! Who's this little guy?

Darkstalker: This is Spark, and who the fuck gave you permission to come in?

Winter: I have control over your air conditioner privileges, don't test me!

Starflight: *feels at Spark's face* I can't see, but I can tell you're a fascinating creature.

Spark: Same here, I hope to know many things about your kind for my research!

Winter: Well, one important thing you need to know is that IceWings are superior to all tribes, and I'm superior to all IceWings.

Qibli: *rolls eyes*

Qibli: Anyway, Spark, we're happy to share with you--

Scarlet: Hell no! There's no way I'm letting it stay in this apartment!

*brings out fly swatter*

Scarlet: Begone! *swat! swat!*

Spark: ...

Spark: *pulls out plasma gun*

Scarlet: AHHHHH--

Later:

Darkstalker: Well, our apartment is destroyed.

Scarlet: I REGRET NOTHING!

Darkstalker: *sigh*