Winter: Hmm.

Qibli: Is there something wrong, Winter?

Winter: Oh, I was just meaning to ask you...

*comes up wearing blue jeans*

Winter: Do I look fat in these jeans?

Qibli: *😐*

Qibli: Wut--

Winter: You fucking heard me.

Qibli: Yes, I heard you, but I'm just confused. Why would you need jeans?

Winter: I don't know, Qibli, maybe I like to treat myself sometimes.

Qibli: Uh, okay...

Winter: OK, if I'm being honest, I was dared to ask this question.

Winter: So, do I have a fat ass or not?

Qibli: ...You want me to be completely honest with you?

Winter: Yes.

Qibli: Alright...

Qibli: You did seem to pick up weight ever since you had the taste for brownies.

Winter: ...

Qibli: But that doesn't mean you're any less beautiful!

Winter: Qibli...

Qibli: Please, don't hurt me!

Winter: ...

Later:

Kinkajou: I'm sure he didn't mean it.

Winter: *sobs*

Moonwatcher: C'mon, you can still wear jeans.

Winter: *sobs* What's the point? I'm like a cow. Or a whale. Or worse, a whale-cow!

Kinkajou: No, you're not...whatever the fuck that is.

Moonwatcher: Winter, can we please talk about this?

Winter: No! I'm gonna crawl under a rock and die!

*buries himself in blankets*

Kinkajou: ...

Kinkajou: So Moon, we're definitely gonna kill Qibli for this?

Moonwatcher: Most definitely.

Winter: *SOBS*

Moonwatcher: There, there...