*Albatross and Vulture were in a nice restaurant in Possibility*

Albatross: How the hell did I get here from my sofa?

Vulture: So glad you could bring me here...as while as paying the check.

Albatross: What--

Vulture: Oh, nothing.

Albatross: *sigh*

Albatross: I have a question for you. Why do you like me so much?

Vulture: Huh?

Albatross: You heard me. I barely have my own mind together, what is it about me that you find so appealing?

Vulture: ....I guess, I don't have a simple answer. Maybe, because we have that in common: we're both old man trying to hold onto what little sanity we have left.

Albatross: Oh. I suppose that's true...you're older, though.

Vulture: Ha! Says the guy over 1000 years old.

Albatross: I may be ancient, but I certainly kept my great looks.

Vulture: *blushes* You sure are.

Albatross: ...

Albatross: Vulture, I'm about to make a scene.

Vulture: Excuse me?

Albatross: At the count of three, I'm gonna leap over this table and fucking kiss you. 1, 2--

Vulture: Wait! The food--

Albatross: Too late!

*pounces on him, causing the table to flip over*

Later:

Scarlet: I can't believe you got us a lawsuit, because of PDA in the restaurant!

Albatross: I have no regrets.

*he was holding Vulture under his arm*

Vulture: *😍*